F*ck The Macaroni

F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

How about: “Survivor, Immigrant Camp Edition”? Or “So You Wanna Not Die of Ectopic Pregnancy”? That’d make great TV and politics will be interesting again.

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

And yes, one was a candidate confessing to sexual assault; the other is a guy who stuttered. Also: “if I drop out, we’ll have LBJ-68, but with an openly fascist authoritarian. What do you think I shall do?” Sounds perfectly plausible

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

If you actually get killed by a Presidential order, you… uh, you get a Panera gift card? Somehow Mike Pence doesn’t think my joke is funny at all

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:31 UTC

I really think Greta Thunberg should try this approach. Much more efficient than blocking an entrance to a building

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:23 UTC

The left hates her already for her “tough on crime” policies

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:16 UTC

Can we have a button that automatically says this of most online posters?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

Hey, you!

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:07 UTC

“I thought it was about some lady’s emails” That’s 2016. “I always get those confused! Is it because I’m not good at numbers? No, honey. Because the media secretly loves Nazis

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:27 UTC

Newsflash. Trump did. He also ordered ICE to use all means (deadly force) to round up migrants in 2017

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:26 UTC

Do people really think that the only thing that stopped killing protesters was Trump thinking “wait! I don’t have immunity to do this. I better tell them not to”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

Pfft, lawyers! What do they know? That’s why I always consul tech reporters before going to court

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

Yes. The one charge that’s affected by SCotUS’ decision is not sending forces to stop the riot.

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

“Attorney General Deadpool”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Biden is king according to Newsmax?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

So Biden can discuss with DOJ how to prosecute Donnie?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

This is the first intelligent post I’ve read all morning

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

If by "us" they mean "the Murdoch family," then it has. Every time they blame anything in diversity, a white man gives them money

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Assuming all those bird tales make each note an 8th? (I’m aware we’ll have a time signature that’d make Frank Zappa dizzy)

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 07:42 UTC

The second paragraph of this post should be NYT’s official slogan

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

Is "gamma" supposed to be Chris Chan?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Google Dr Elizabeth Landsverk

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 09:44 UTC

That account has become a descendent into madness from a while ago

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

Didn't know Disney was working on a remake of Utopia

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

“Prominent pathologist” is Michael Baden. That’s like bringing Einstein to grade your physics test

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:23 UTC

Biden: “I support debt forgiveness because nobody likes a loan shark—or any type of shark. My opponent perhaps has something to say about sharks”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 06:33 UTC

Seth and The Rest of the American People is an amazing name for a rock band

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:59 UTC

No. It doesn’t. I’ve been trying to find the website of Welsh actor Mqtthee Macganinqther and it keeps taking me to that Dazed and Confused guy

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

Fernando Botero “Leda and the Swan” He has several bronzes of that theme

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

And the 20th Century. The whole “is the cat dead and alive?” is a diss track without beats

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

This is Gregor Samsa at the end of The Metamorphosis level of pain

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 20:54 UTC

Also, the great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight.

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

Crow

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 16:54 UTC

“Wanna buy Crypto? Then I have a Mothman to sell you”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

Someone in Fox News right now: “aw, fuck!”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

Can somebody please explain Trump we all passed civics, history and English tests to remain here?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

Yes!

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

DC Comics has released their reference archives for the “Rise of the Villains” reboot

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Add “white wigs” to that list

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

Coming up, to a legacy media near you: “but many republican donors consider the treat of sharks more dangerous than being electrocuted in a sinking boat”

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

Did he mention Paris already?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Caravaggio himself—according to my art teachers

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

In case he blocks everyone…

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

The news is not that Pat Robertson died—but that it was just one day after he left as host of Wheel of Fortune

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

Wait, did the Vietnam war ended? Who won?

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F*ck The Macaroni @fckthemacaroni.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 01:30 UTC

>it has its mouth sewn onto its asshole. The centipede centipede

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