Feifner

Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

So... Apparently dragon piss is addictive?

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:31 UTC

When I became a werewolf, my pack hazed me by giving me a stuffed animal and pretending that they all humped plushies like dogs when they jacked off. Only now I can't stop using it...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:06 UTC

I'd make a great angel

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

Some Doodles :3

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Why do I like the smell of wolf piss so much :/

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

This fox likes to boss himself around >:3

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

It's a gamble on whether he's being literal or not

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

His backstory is that he used to be a human wizard but he had a spell backfire and he foxed himself

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

:/ I definitely took a shower after last night with the werewolf

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

This dragon is also gay for his rider.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

This dragon is gay for his rider.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

Haha naturally, at least when his human is receptive to his attitude

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

Long distance relationships are a heck of a lot easier when you are soul-bonded and share dreams every night.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Pretty!!

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:40 UTC

Oof, my problem is that I think my dragon is intentionally dirtying himself every night after I clean him

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

I chose my dragon cause he's the strongest and biggest beast on our squadron, but I quickly learned he's also the perviest...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:39 UTC

It's been really fun learning how to ride my dragon, but the chores are brutal :/

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

Heh yeah I love a droopy, wrinkly dragon sheath that needs a thorough washing

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

Dragon Sheath Cleaning Duty

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:18 UTC

The Archmage of the tower decided I'd be better suited to being his dog!

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:10 UTC

I just cast whatever spells Boss tells me to cast *shrugs*

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:46 UTC

Joining a pack of werewolves starting from the bottom :3

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

Hah it's like 3" x 3" so it's more suited to be on a fridge

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:50 UTC

Happy Pride to all the Gay Dogs out there!

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 14:55 UTC

Just a bonding session between a dragon and his rider.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

OK in retrospect I shouldn't have told this dragon how the spell works...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

I tried that and my dragon just gave me an even firmer touch back :/

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 15:29 UTC

New Rider: "Uhh commander I'd like to put in a request to switch dragons. Don't think I'm experienced enough to handle him." Commander: "Denied. You're the one who picked him soldier, and it looks like he's already bonded with you. Should've read his bio first dumbass."

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Yes it's just a shame his forelegs is covering over his crotch lol

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

This dragon has 100+ years of experience in training humans.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Wolfe here is excited to meet his first dragon.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

Calculus is really just advanced algebra anyway

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

NOW HIRING. POSITIONS INCLUDE: DOG. ENTRY-LEVEL, MINIMUM 1 YR EXPERIENCE.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Guys I might've joined a cult by accident...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:12 UTC

Look how excited this fox is :3

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

Everywhere he licks me grows fur :/

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:22 UTC

.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:21 UTC

*sniff* Nice tail bitchboy *licks and sniffs*

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

Why do werewolves always hold a conversation at the same time they're trying to knot my facehole...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 15:56 UTC

Haha definitely, I'm a lucky human ;3

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

... ... *barks!!!*

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I guess the missing posters can be taken down now that his dad knows he's safe and sound.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 03:47 UTC

I see... so I'm the only human on this trip...

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

It's 4 AM and its just you and one other guy that are still awake tending to the campfire.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

This guy I met while camping is really charming but he won't stop staring at me from under his hat. Wonder if he's gonna bite and turn me :o

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Going camping this weekend!

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

*sparkles*

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

Hah well ill make him officially a southpaw then.

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

Hah maybe I don't shoot guns except in FPS games. I just grabbed a reference from a sniper manual online

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Feifner @feifner.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Sniper Woof :3

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