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surf dracula

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beloved farm animal


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youtu.be/zGxSM5y7Pfs?... didn't they already do this bit?

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obama has parkinson's too!

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this has been going on for decades but what's with the pants? they're like sweatpants with belt loops, just god awful. one wears knee pants and tall socks to play baseball, that's how it is

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my mom's pal Bean

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my old cat buddy Pete would lay on my feet while l played the bass

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or that l went John Wick on pets and livestock

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josh "hawlin ass" hawley

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*pilots everywhere breathe a sigh of relief* www.avweb.com/news/faa-inv...

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your babyman owner seems bored with his toy

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also "trump got covid" was a magical week

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or more precisely, FSTL was the moment when they found out, in public, that trump had lost. l still proudly wear my FSTL t shirt

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this sounds like something @spindlypete.bsky.social might enjoy weighing in on!

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l'm afraid l have to hand it to this person

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the nation's fate rests on the shoulders of these blessed sconnies

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l appreciate how you relay this info, and how you do it

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l'm putting it down as some AI shit because l refuse to believe a person could be this dumb

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it seems that other countries don't have the finely nuanced understanding of these things that we do

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that's it!

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who needs to see a the best Jazz Bass in town?

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can't think of everything but you can try

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that's how l live! l'm a thinkin feller

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l like how you think

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the other guy is as old, has twice as much brain damage and is a criminal and a rapist, maybe talk about that for a minute?

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stumpy tail, or just hidden?

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l love that they're confessing to federal crimes in the service of "being a dick"

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and immediately getting told to fuck off sometimes. l liked that one

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who needs to see my wife's perfect e21?

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our pal Frank don't care either

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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa 's avatar sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa @peezkyweezky.bsky.social
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Today is my favorite day to be on NextDoor

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l can see that, except without the general benevolence toward humankind

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c'mon man don't mess with us yanks, nobody could possibly look like that

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a perfectly tailored suit with the evilest motherfucker l've ever seen sticking out the top of it

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how is the funniest man alive not a billionaire?? (if he is don't tell me, l need this)

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is that jimmy saville returned from the dead

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we have baby chickadees too, they are super fun to watch, crashing into things and landing on things that won't support their weight. *boing*

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we have those nerds here too! such a racket

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as a former professional musician l get that

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l encourage mr. farage to continue his diet tho

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that's a good bit actually!

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awful! last time l did it l effed up and had to tow the car for a whole brake job

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the white guy at the white time

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