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anyways sorry I’ve been ranting on here a lot do u guys like ur sister

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ALRIGHT COOL NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ROLL YOUR DICE

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because in almost all media involving elves, they are shit on CONSTANTLY for being elves. but what’s that? you don’t wanna get rid of fantasy races because they’re cool and the racial tension between fantasy races is an interesting roleplaying aspect as well as comedic to watch in some cases?

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a dog whistle is only effective if someone can hear the whistle and identify it’s meaning. fantasy racism, ISN’T real. elves aren’t real, gnomes aren’t real, orcs aren’t real, tieflings aren’t real if we’re calling fantasy racism problematic, then elves as a whole need to go

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i hate to inform you that it was a black person on tik tok saying this shit. sometimes, it really do be ya own people.

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also if I wanted to do a real racism I would DO A REAL RACISM. or at least do a racism in a way that like, MEANS anything. why the fuck would I use D&D memes as a way to express real life hatred for anyone????? “it’s a dog whistle” it’s a REALLY shitty one of it is

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“shut up knife ears” says the evil wizard “ermmm achskusallyyyyy that’s not funny!!! ur using this as an outlet for real life racism” no. im sorry Steve, but elves ARENT FUCKING REAL.

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if u think fantasy slurs are as bad as real slurs you have never experienced discrimination a day in your life and you need to get profiled, just once.

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“im glad Sketch owned up to it” yeah but he shouldn’t have had to??? who cares if he sells hole pics on onlyfans. that’s none of ur fucking business, dawg. he shouldn’t HAVE to own up to anything, it’s his private life and wether he’s sucking clit or cock, we shouldn’t care.

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“so diddy is a sex trafficker..” “mhm..” “and he might have fucked Meek-“ “why didn’t you lead with that? yknowwwwwww gay people….”

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id so much rather have a candidate that eats babies in their free time than a candidate that tells me they’re going to eat a baby, and then proceeds to eat a baby on the podium

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friendly reminder every candidate eats babies regularly, there is no good candidate, just ones that won’t eat babies publicly

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as an unapologetic AJR fan im so down for this

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im pansexual but the only man I would ever fuck is an egg

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STAR_ is right tbh being a hipster is the way to be now

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haven’t watched it. don’t need to. on vibes alone I have already decided that everyone responsible with it had a personal flight to Epstein’s island

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loli porn is less pedophilic than this show and it’s not even close

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i wish i was good at modding so i could put together an actually comprehensive Fallout 4 modlist that does all the things i want

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why aren't french fries a breakfast food

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u want $40 and a tip for a haircut? i’ll kill u. don’t say that shit to me ever again.

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“charge ur worth” should always be accompanied with “but also know your worth” some of y’all niggas are too confident

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hawk tuah isn’t funny and if you think it is you need to go back to play Quake or whatever it is old people do

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if you put one of those on my feed i’ll fucking destroy you

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i can say with full certainty that i hate every single one of those “anatomy of” loli posts. they reek of body odor and dried cum and not in a “hot NEET femcel” way, in a “femboy with pink striped thigh highs who doesn’t own a razor” way.

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AJR is like if white dudes did something cool with their music instead of doing everything everyone else is doing but worse

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the only thing i know about malört is that Mr James Cowchop once dunked his entire head in a pool of it

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Being a nonbiney transfem is incredibly funny (also lowkey sucks cuz ppl only act like i exist if we let them view us as woman-lite)

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his music is ASS. I knew a girl who liked his music, once. she was grooming a 12 year old on discord. I’m not sayin it’s related but I’m not sayin that it’s not related

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Lil Darkie is an Indian dude who profits off of misguiding people into believing he’s black, making music beloved by white people, and hated by anyone with two working ears

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fuckin hate that bitch

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Ruby was such a bitch to my boy Max and for what. Max was just a lil guy tryna have some fun and Ruby had to be all fucking negative Nancy little miss narcissist “oh it’s all about ME” fuck you bitch it’s Max AND Ruby not Ruby and Max, let him do his shit u ugly bunny cunt

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I think max from Max and Ruby should have killed Ruby but not in a hot way

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me, as I’m gunned down by the police: at least those weird goth people aren’t wearing cables on headbands.. who knows what would be happening then!

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“cyberlox are cultural appropriation 🥺” your favorite musicians have photos on their instagrams of them in blackface. your favorite actor is a known pedophile who said we should be lynched. but, no, fuck it, you’re right. cyber goth is actually the most racist thing on Earth rn.

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me personally? if my kid does something wrong i would simply force them to smoke a whole carton of marlboro reds until they started to behave. wanna go in the chimney? no? then stop hitting your brother, Tyler.

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"okay cool, so, my mom told me she wouldn't get mad if i told the truth... and then i told the truth.. and then she got mad? so why wouldnt i just lie? why dont i just lie to EVERYONE all the time?"

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parents who get mad at their kids when they're honest abt wrongdoings are just creating liars

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do furries sleep in the suits or do they take it off when they’re at cons I feel like it’s kinda dishonest to not sleep in it.

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“wahhh wahhh don’t joke about national tragedies” oh boo hoo, don’t cry over a spilt tower

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99% of AI users quit right before ChatGPT gets a 35% success rate

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I’m reminded of the VTuber concert where it was just his avatar being moved back and forth and the audience was going fucking INSANE. The earth is genuinely cooked if this is what the future holds. I want my holograms, not hololive.

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this hurts for me to say but i’d rather you start punting puppies into the Grand Canyon then be a vtuber

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why the fuck is the shark girl on a Jumbotron at a baseball game. get back in ur lane, bitch. u stay on Twitch and YouTube and I don’t have to see you in real life or in public.

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vtubers are the worst thing to happen to society since the TSA was invented

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if I have to google something you said because you talk like a medieval serf I am not taking anything you say seriously. fuck u.

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using bigger words / more uncommon words doesn’t make you smarter. being able to articulate your thoughts using common language is smart. knowing words that haven’t seen regular use since 1837 is not.

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👅👅👅👅👅👅 banbalina

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what if instead of garten of banban it was called garten of freak freak and instead of opila bird she was called openis butt

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