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Femmyboi
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Wait, it's not normal to talk to people? I'm definitely gonna win today's argument with my therapist.
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He/They Just your average monster addicted femboy.
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Femmyboi
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Wait, it's not normal to talk to people? I'm definitely gonna win today's argument with my therapist.
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Femmyboi
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Desperately looking for the Onion logo.
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Femmyboi
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If Trump is allowed to run for presidency again, shouldn't OTHER felons at least be allowed to vote?
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Femmyboi
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Me: *lights up the premium weed* Bro who left me on read 3 days ago:
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Sometimes the thought of being a girl makes me happy, but I wouldn't call it dysphoria when I look down and see I'm not. So I don't think I'm trans. I just feel really fucked up. Wish I could swap into a body that's.. More girl-looking than just being a feminine dude. Sometimes, at least.
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Femmyboi
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Doesn't even begin to scratch at the surface of my fucking gender identity which is just fucking out there and doesn't know whether I wanna be a guy or a girl. On one hand, Being a cute hung little guy is nice and just so very me. But then I look at myself and think "But what if girl?" sometimes.
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Femmyboi
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It's like I'm missing out on not necessarily a good life, but at least a better life. I wish I could just snap a picture of myself and post it for cash, but the one time I did... It didn't even feel like I'm doing something bad to just myself, but also the person who I just took money from.
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Femmyboi
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Every time I see other big dick femboys making a ton of money with onlyfans, I look in the mirror and hate myself for not taking advantage of myself. My financial situation could be so much easier, but I've got these dumb hang ups about not wanting to be reduced to my looks and private parts...
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Femmyboi
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It's how the Chuds select their leaders, not surprised they think that's how we do it as well.
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Femmyboi
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One day some random kid walks in wanting some pasta and 7 guys, 3 of which are named joey, just look at him in strained silence, before making him the best damn pasta he'll ever eat.
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Femmyboi
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I didn't post anything since I broke my arm, yet this happened in the last two days. Most attention I ever got. What gives?
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Femmyboi
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Raised lettering, pale nimbus white.
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Femmyboi
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What I don't get is, if they don't need the person's looks to be on point, why not pay an impersonator? They have the money to search for one and hold auditions. There's so many people who can do convincing impressions of celebrities and characters.
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Femmyboi
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"That's german for The Bart, The"
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Femmyboi
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There's no way that's not Fidel Castro
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Femmyboi
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I always wondered who was left out, when nature allocated so much dick to me.
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Femmyboi
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Someone please tell me about games I can play with a broken arm. Terraria ain't one of them.
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Femmyboi
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You telling me Violent J would, somehow, not be devoted to arresting him?
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Femmyboi
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I'm socially awkward and following people feels like I'm telling someone popular that I'm so interested in them I want to hear about everything they do. I only follow xkcd because I like xkcd a lot. Please don't bully me.
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Femmyboi
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Y'all don't hurl in a fucking bucket?
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Femmyboi
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I'm convinced a sumerian accidentally dropped their breakfast dough into the firepit one day and to save face said "I meant to do that. This is a new food I've come up with. We do it with meat all the time, right?"
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Femmyboi
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Why is it so frothy
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Femmyboi
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Gonna start saying "That's so Tesla" whenever something dumb happens to me. Like how it's fucking Tesla that I broke my arm yesterday because the floor was slippery
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Femmyboi
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So it's not just me, good
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Femmyboi
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Aside from that absolutely disgusting coal generator setup, that's a carbon copy of my factory.
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Femmyboi
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I'm gonna start a petition to rebrand "hysteric" to "Wombal" so people can see how fucking ridiculous doctors were 300 years ago.
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Femmyboi
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it just like me fr
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SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! No, mother. That's just the premier inn.
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Femmyboi
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Rich assholes are the most pnadered-to demographic in human history. And yet she'd be the first to scream until she pops a vein in her eyeballs, if you treated her the way she treats trans people.
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Femmyboi
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Man, taking a dickpic is always such a dangerous gamble. For a few days, you can't just casually send people any images from your phone because you know DAMN WELL you'll slip when selecting photos, and they get an inbox full of massive femboy cock. HAHA, "HOW DO I KNOW", YOU ASK?? FUCKING GUESS
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Femmyboi
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Some of them even double down and tell you you'd better pick the bear. I honestly don't understand the mental gymnastics involved that made "Yeah, go and pick the bear because I would definitely assault you, whore" sound like a flex to them... But they've reached that point.
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Femmyboi
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Oh eww, why am I getting a buncha right wingers and "ackchyually the democrats are the real bad guys" wannabe-anarchists on my feed now? I already had two bad days this week, I don't want to see THAT shit ontop of it. Gross.
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Femmyboi
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Still, I'm glad you could see the aurora borealis. Shit's magical.
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Femmyboi
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You'd be the first one to cry about the military folding and supporting his dictatorship. You'd never blame yourself, even when you were the first line of defense, who could have prevented this from even GETTING to the point of the military doing the right thing. Selfish, privielged fuck.
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Femmyboi
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Doing a lot of hoping and relying on others to be an upstanding person, instead of being one yourself. Why compromise and do something morally sound, when you can just lean back and let go of all responsibilities because there's ANOTHER line of defense? And if they fuck up, you're not to blame?
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Femmyboi
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Sure. The solution to the Trolley problem is to get ALL the people tied to the tracks killed Maybe you'll think of me when Trump's Gestapo knocks at your door and arrests you for the capital crime of not being cis gendered. Go on, get us all killed. At least you'll have stood by your convictions!
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Femmyboi
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Bet you 20 bucks it'll turn out she shot bambi's mother in that gravel pit.
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Femmyboi
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Imma install skyrim and cry myself to sleep, watching the aurora borealis there
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Femmyboi
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Gotta say, hearing about that solar flare and the aurora borealis AFTER sunrise today kinda got me upset.
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That's sarcasm, right? You can't actually pretend to have the high ground and say "both sides" when presented with a party that wants the death sentence for trans people, and a party that is at least not CAMPAIGNING on killing queer people. Like, YOU DO SEE there's a fucking difference, right??
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Femmyboi
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OK but why it look so tasty
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Femmyboi
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Man, it's getting impossible to tell satire from real opinions.
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Femmyboi
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Selective ass worm, only eating parts of the brain responsible for incriminating thought patterns but leaving the world leader part in mint condition. Oh who am I kidding, that thing starved up there.
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Femmyboi
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Ain't no rest for the wicked-related.
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Femmyboi
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But how does the balloon know when to stop floating higher
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Femmyboi
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This is as dumb as shouting "All lives matter" at a BLM protest, yes. But to scoff at her and say she doesn't know what she's talking about is just sheer ignorance.
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Femmyboi
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Usually I'd absolutely jump on that bandwagon and agree that a random rich celebrity just had a shitty, uninformed take. BUT, and I hate giving a Kardashian cred: Being Armenian, I think she knows a thing or two about what it's like to have their people genocided and NOBODY being held accountable.
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Femmyboi
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How long's that burnt out loser phase last? I'm trying to plan ahead.
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Femmyboi
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It's fucking self-evident, and these chuds literally cannot take five seconds to think about it. They can't reflect on it, that women feel safer around a wild animal they might be able to avoid if lucky, than them who are making a conscious choice to be the worst version of themselves.
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Femmyboi
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Ranged from guys denying there's problematic men, to saying I deserved to get assaulted, to someone implying I should definitely pick the bear instead of him, which is just fucking wild. Point being, a lot of these dudes are the very reason women would take their chance with a bear encounter.
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