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Fern Woodsson 🌿

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Thinker of things. You might know me from Friendster. Don’t 👏 Feed 👏 The 👏 Trolls 👏 Practice breathing.


Fern Woodsson 🌿's avatar Fern Woodsson 🌿 @fernwoodsson.bsky.social
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There’s an app for that, motherclucker!

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“Oh they’ll never do that.” Yeah just like every current Republican Supreme Court justice lied about overturning Roe.

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Anytime someone uses the phrase “American liberals” I block them. They are either a bot, or someone with their head stuck where the sun don’t shine.

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Let’s see which beloved and famous people disappoint me today.

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A sequel to #GameOfThrones set 500 years after Jon Snow returns to the wall where everyone just lives in the suburbs. The drama revolves around the antics of a Nigel Farage clone who spins up the North.

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A century ago it was common for the sun to be blotted out by flocks of pigeons.

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THE Ohio State University is counted as a prison/jail for annoying everyone during NFL games. I can’t otherwise speak to the rest of the data set.

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Fern Woodsson 🌿's avatar Fern Woodsson 🌿 @fernwoodsson.bsky.social
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What’s the best episode of TV you’ve ever watched?

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The solar panels and color of the sky… it’s AI.

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I think it should be an actual sprint race wherein the candidates take #NASCAR Cup cars for 20 laps around Daytona.

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The street race in #Chicago should be awesome. But two years in a row… this is a disaster.

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Too much rain this season. #NASCAR needs to introduce racing under domes.

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Yes, I absolutely do think over half the country cares about having their basic human rights taken away by a bunch of authoritarian freaks. For Christ’s sake, Project 2025 calls for banning PORN. We can get voters mad about this.