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Online date decided to bring a friend to the restaurant unannounced and both acted as if I didn't exist at the table. I excused myself to the toilet, headed for the exit as soon as I was in the clear, and left them with the bill. Blocked the date's number and never looked back.

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Sonofrojblake 's avatar Sonofrojblake @simonpblake.bsky.social
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"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?" "No, I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... You won't have to"

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UBF riccardo's avatar UBF riccardo @ubfriccardo.bsky.social
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That's not a fess, it's a brag 😎

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Marcas Ó Doibhilin's avatar Marcas Ó Doibhilin @marcasofadad.bsky.social
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And you think that confessionworthy… why, exactly? I think you deserve a fucking medal.

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