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Axeman

@fictograd.bsky.social

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My name is William Aimé, but most people call me Will. Sometimes they also call me Axeman. Author of HOLLY (2019) and fictograd.substack.com
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Nice, thank you for humoring me

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I’m not asking because I disagree, I’ve just been going in circles in my head about the specific language choice, so: why?

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Federally protected abortion-rights

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They did a speed run of creating and then destroying a somewhat valuable news source.

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I think this whole debate/age/Parkinson’s thing is about Palestine, tbh. Bidet’s polling was struggling because of his support for genocide, but that can’t be the reason he drops off the ticket, so all this handwringing about age has been drummed up to change the narrative. That’s my conspiracy theo

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I was once a cheesemonger. Just need me a whoremonger,?

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Full skeet with author handle in alt text

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For instance:

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Starting a thread of all the @bskyttrpg.bsky.social labels with the absolute perfect skeet beneath them

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game of dragons

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Knowledge of the Fields is the scaffolding around which the code is built. To have knowledge of a field—to become its master—you must know the format of the field and 3 aspects of those you meet there: 1) the nature of your enemies, 2) the strengths of your allies, and 3) most important, yourself.

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No

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The good old days.

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This is like when I went on a date in college and the girl asked, “what are you studying?” and I said, “English literature,” and she said, “oh, I don’t like reading.” Was not a long date.

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The goal of this code should be to not only provide a framework for maintaining one’s sense of self and honor amidst the constant onslaught of online discourse, but to also establish what fields of combat the poster will appear on, and their roles on said fields.

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Smoke a blunt on the White House lawn

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Prolly isn’t relevant but I thought if this

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The reality of being a writer/author/artist/intellectual/whathaveyou in the 21st century is that there is almost no avenue for you to practice your art without becoming a poster. Therefore, it is necessary to develop a personal poster’s chivalric code, in order to guide one’s actions in posting.

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Stop giving your kid psilocybin, sid, she isn’t old enough

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Right now I’m really into the concept of taking a fucking break from your work. How many words a day am I writing? Fuck all, that’s how many.

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I don’t know if I believe that’s the sole reason they would choose to boost him, if indeed that is what happened. He has a lot of merits other than his race, even if he is a bit of an edgelord.

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this u?

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VP pick? 🎤

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Holy shit

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wait who’s the edge lord?

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yeah fuck martinsville

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He blocked me so fast for what I thought was a pretty innocuous comment, his life must be pretty tough 🤷‍♂️

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lmao

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I hate that I’m going to be this guy but I’m two days in and being a dad rocks

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A guy I work with just got out of the military and said that it is actually terrible for your hair to get it cut that often (but having someone do a hot shave once a week does sound incredible when I think about it, and I have a beard)

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*taps the sign*

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Hell yeah brother

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Smash the camera

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If you’re drawing someone in armor, they probably have gloves on. If you’re drawing someone eating in armor, you can ditch the gloves but should also ditch the helmet. More so than the gloves.

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to the one person on here who I know irl that likes all of my good posts, even the ones with typos that I then have to delete because your like made me see the typo: your the real mvp

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Hell yeah hombre

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Okay but Wisconsin truly is Wario to Michigan.

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What books?

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So it’s happened twice?

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“There he goes—the biggest dipshit in all of Iowa” (fiction)

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I knew I was born for something.

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A+

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You just gonna stay in all night?

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Growing up every adult used to tell me that I would become more conservative once I became a parent, that I couldn’t understand the world until then. Now I’ve got my own child on the way, and I’ve only gone more leftist. Kinda makes me judge all the adults I grew up around.

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What a great fucking day

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Doesn’t anyone else ever have long lulls, where they may be productive, but not in a way that you want to show to the world? Is not doing anything for a year all that bad?

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idk but then it turned into 7:30-5:15 with half an hour for off-the-clock lunch

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I can see that, but if you ask me why I think the movie is subjectively bad, I’d list all the reasons I’ve covered here. I don’t think I ever said the movie is objectively bad.

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