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hiiiiiii
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we are the daughters of the coconut trees you think you just fell out of
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Lol
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Instant vindication feels so good. Yeah I told you so motherfucker I’n so smart and know much gooder than you
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My bars >>>>>> Action Bronson let’s link
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Very pleased to report the croutons I made had an appearance in my dreams last night. All my dream friends were munching the hell out of em
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Did you know that you can make croutons any time you want and it’s super easy??? I’m going snack mode
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I’ve gotta stop falling asleep to nosleep videos. Turns my dreams into lethal company ass scenarios
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They should invent a way to reconnect with your ex that isn’t pathetic and embarrassing
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Taking psychic damage at work like how they lose life points in yugioh
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That hate me because I'm getting the garfield promo combo at AMC for the plushie. "Go on amazon," they say. You fool, I have already checked amazon and have determined the AMC combo to be a better value because of the product's quality and price after you factor in the popcorn, drink, and cup
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This is how I start my chipotle order
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My new favorite thing to say about blood sucking ghouls is “somebody should really do something about that person/guy”. Gets the point across clearly but is also not legally actionable
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Proved to myself forever that I am not actually addicted to weed
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How do you respond to an acquaintance who tells you their life is awesome and enriching and never been better and then they ask how your life is when you're in the longest depressive and isolated span of your life and have no hobbies outside of media consumption
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Claire saffitz if you can hear me claire saffitz I am still available
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Go wild everyone, we did it reddit
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I don’t give a fucj about trump being found guilty that changes absolutely nothing about the election or political landscape. He’ll never see a day in prison
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Did You Know? Cats are very vulnerable to vertical barrage attacks
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My stupid life may be chungus, but it’s mine
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Well, my bucket keeps breaking and is rapidly leaking water. I’ve already tried replacing the water and painting the bucket. Anyone have any ideas how to stop this? And before you ask I’m not fucking firing the Bucket Breaker. This post is about the US government
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She haunts me daily
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If I ever do drag I hereby declare my drag name will be "Stinky Mink"
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Something I did not anticipate going on a t break was that after the first few days I’m now HUNGRY like a LOT. I’ve been eating one meal a day for the past few years and now my stomach is legitimately rumbling at 10 AM
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They should make a dog-sized cat that doesn’t kill you
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Me and a beautiful woman at the airport shared the same outlet and watched each other’s stuff because my neck pillow was the only thing keeping the plugs in…very intimate and fulfilling
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Personally I will always enjoy the dynamic duo Grumpy + Jokester old man flight attendants more than any 2 of the hottest people you’ve ever seen in your life
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Ummmm actually I’m doing reverse tourism. I came here to learn about the city and then I’ll watch Derry girls after so I can point and say look!!! I was there!!!
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Solo traveling fucks!!!! *sees tourist couple holding hands* I don’t want that!!!! THAT WOULD SUCK!!
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Seems I can knock seeing the northern lights off my bucket list. Not that I saw it, but it means significantly less to me now that half the world saw it last night
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Love love love when airlines don’t have enough overhead room so they check my carry-on for free. Like okayyyyy now I don’t have to be dragging this bitch everywhere
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The older I get the more uncomfortable it feels to stifle a sneeze. Why does my hed hurt
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Realized today that at this point my hair is nearly identical to Descartes. Not sure what the implications of this are
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Would 2 of my friends like to go see CHALLENGERS with me. This is important
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Her body tea and I'm fucking british
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Amazing: Super Mario Comes Out
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Absolutely no respect for people who don’t change the battery in their smoke detector. All you need is a chair and 5$ to fix the incessant high pitched chirping but people won’t even fix it??? Why is your spirit ok with assault like that
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Isla fisher do you fw melee
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another earthquake in NYC another day that my timeline is ruined by the most annoying demographic
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Surprised the onion hasn’t run something about the IDF accidentally bombing the numerous american cities named Palestine. Feels like a layup at this point @onion juice this
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Friend complaining that girls keep getting attached to him when he's "just looking for friends" on TINDER
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WATCH THIS SPACE: the general "aimless" epidemic is what's behind a lot of what's going on recently. We need purpose!
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I can scratch yours too…?
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Someone scratch my back plssssssssssssss
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St patricks day to me is basically a reminder that I don’t own or buy green clothes
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(talking to my boss) I put the "locked in" in "clocked in"
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I don't want martin scorsese to get old
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Thinking about how to honor women today... #Women #InternationalWomensDay #ILoveWOMAN
#gender #respect 🔥🔥🔥 💎
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They need to make a text signifier that means “this message does not need a response” because one thing about me is I’ll never be the one to leave another on read unless it’s totally clear
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Embarrassed to admit I didn’t see the trans allegory at all in the Blade Runner series until after watching the original twice and halfway through 2049
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