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I wish they made gummy vitamins that didn't have vitamins in them so I could eat them like candy
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Made a post that got 3 likes, Google Maps user, crepe hater, owned by a cat
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Fioko
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I wish they made gummy vitamins that didn't have vitamins in them so I could eat them like candy
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Fioko
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How do I live here I've got like $500 USD, is this enough
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Probably grew around a treasure chest loaded with gold and priceless artifacts
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Happy 4th, hope nobody you know explodes tonight Unless it's someone you don't like, then I guess whatever
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I've been trying to crack the code of life too and all I know is it must involve cats
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Dickshooter got me good
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What about cats though
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I muted him like a month ago because Discovery was convinced I had to hear everything he said I think of myself as a trend setter of sorts
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I have one, it works, I don't know what else to say about it
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Every year some plants near my house starts sperminating and I become half blind and lose my biggest combat advantage against them
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Crankin it to 120
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I was thinking about doing this, guess I'm not, the COVID ones alone send me to fever dream city. Last time I was rolling in my bed cussing at a stegosaurus who wouldn't leave me alone.
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This is a great example of what I don't want a relationship to be anything like
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Kowloon Walled City is one of those things I find myself reading about every few years. Although it was a crime ridden, unsanitary, fire hazard of a hellhole, it's still fascinating that this ultra compressed chunk of urban culture existed. It feels both alien and relatable at the same time.
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I'm at stage 2
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Are there any success stories involving generative AI that aren't some speculative investment shill, I don't see anyone hailing it as usable for any project except the people making it The whole thing is strange
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As long as it's two different types of weird, I can live with that
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I definitely think that will end up killing more
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Fioko
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That's not how I meant but you do you
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I propose that we call these gigawipeouts
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Fioko
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I wish there was a way to block selfies too, like I'm glad you feel attractive but I don't need pictures of strangers emailed to me and I don't need it here either They are only acceptable when there is a pet in them
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I'm not sure, I think the two world wars and the black death probably rank way worse, but we still got through those too
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2017 Intuos, the seam at the part it unscrews is practically invisible when it's closed, it felt like Indiana Jones discovering a secret compartment full of treasure
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I ordered nibs one time (most expensive thing on Earth by weight) and twisted my pen a bit one day and it unscrewed and there were nibs in it already
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If you can't build a fire with a stick and sabretooth tiger fang don't even talk to me
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It's crazy how you can make dirt work for you
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BREAKING: Microsoft's Bing AI requires 8 Olympic sized swimming pools of children's blood per month to run
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It is fitting that she looks like she wants to destroy the world and has a mushroom cloud on her face
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Enjoy this nightmare from 10 years ago
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My contribution to science was discovering that cats are 1 billion times better than humans, using the squish-n-smooch methodology
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The floss industry lobbied against this so we didn't get it
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Baby has the right idea
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Sounds like Biden should give Seal Team 6 a ring
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Not sure what you mean, he says I can have them as long as I don't call the cops. Must be one of those ACAB people, but it's easy enough to avoid doing so I accept his terms.
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I frequently make use of the binoculars lender at my local trees
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Fioko
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Never use a star shaped circle
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Fioko
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Naw it's true, I don't like pancakes
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Fioko
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I got pancake, it's accurate because I don't like myself
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Wondering if British conquest of the world was fueled by every other person on the planet eating food that blew their goddam minds "What do ye call this? Oranges? Blimey, sure beats pig hoof porridge and Liver Flakes"
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"Do we really want to enjoy the music of an unmarried, childless 34 year old?" Packing my camping supplies and antivenom to find the Incan temple that hides Earth's reboot button
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Rare TV/microwave hybrid
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Watashi wa freedom
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Really bad breath?
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Time to dig in and put on some fat before it starts going bad
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I'm shredded too but more like Shredded Wheat like I just crumble into small fibers if I have to lift more than 20 lbs
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If you need an ear don't be shy, I'm a seasoned expert in being weird and stinky for dumb reasons
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Personal sites won't be successful again because they were never successful at all - they weren't made to "succeed", they were made to have your own cool place on this big internet thing. The idea that we have to reap metrics, validation, "success", for anything to be worth doing has infected us.
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Remember there were conventions for crypto and NFTs along with a shitload of artificial hype about how they'd change everything, versus how it all ended up as a forgettable joke You can blow money to rent a space for an exhibition about anything
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Ray-Ban thought they had the 'eyewear for assholes' market cornered with their AI shades, they have no idea what's coming
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Hear me out
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