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fjarnskaggl
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my kingdom to crush pathetic humans alongside you and handfeed them into your mouth....
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fjarnskaggl@fjarnskaggl.bsky.social |
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NSFW themes here so NO MINORS! 🔞 | he/him | 30 | bi 🏳️🌈 home of a big blue mantid and purveyor of other macro, stompy, vore-y bugs and exotic creatures.
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fjarnskaggl
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my kingdom to crush pathetic humans alongside you and handfeed them into your mouth....
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fjarnskaggl
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pitlords pitlords pitlords pitlords pitlords pitlords... I am in SUCH a pitlord mood you have no idea...
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fjarnskaggl
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being a stain inside a bug warrior's boot is great, but have you considered being a stain on the inside of a bug warrior's worn leather glove
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fjarnskaggl
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good glove padding 💕
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fjarnskaggl
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going to do some sparring practice with my vess-guard comrades in a bit, who wants to be shrunk to 1cm and dropped into my gloves before I put them on?
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fjarnskaggl
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Ri'vak's actually not one for dwarf, at least alive. dwarf flavor is okay, but they've just got so much HAIR!
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fjarnskaggl
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dwarves need to be really careful around Ri'vak. not because he hates them or anything, but because if he turns around in a hurry, they're liable to get their faces smashed by that PHAT abdomen swinging around
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Robert Livingston
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The Genki Twins, Mitzi (Left) and Bo (Right) are on a neverending crusade for peace between Kaiju and Humans. Think their cause is justified or doomed to fail?
Art - @ninjahaku21art.bsky.social
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Victorinox
@wolfess.bsky.social
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This is what social media was invented for:
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Ruffus
@ruffusbleu.bsky.social
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Bruh 🐊
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fjarnskaggl
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the bug races of Azeroth have a... contentious relationship with elves and their 10,000 years of haughty, inflated sense of self-superiority. for all their magical prowess, one misstep is all it takes for it to end in a vess-guard's hand~
AMAZING €0mm!sh I got from @codex19900.bsky.social!!! 😍💖💓💗💞💕
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fjarnskaggl
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the bug races of Azeroth have a... contentious relationship with elves and their 10,000 years of haughty, inflated sense of self-superiority. for all their magical prowess, one misstep is all it takes for it to end in a vess-guard's hand~
AMAZING €0mm!sh I got from @codex19900.bsky.social!!! 😍💖💓💗💞💕
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ListryMistery
@listrymistery.bsky.social
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Oversized silverfish…
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fjarnskaggl
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and I'll never know what did them in. ... nor would I care.
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fjarnskaggl
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maybe they'll be brushed off on any number of places. on my body, onto a piece of food during lunch time, onto the ground... maybe I'll put on a pair of gloves and keep them nice and safe and trapped against my palm for the entirety of the day.
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fjarnskaggl
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maybe I'll clench my fist and end their adventure short. maybe I'll just continue on with my day, forget they ever existed, and a number of mundane tasks could put them in peril, as simple as grabbing an object, crushing them in my grip...
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fjarnskaggl
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shrinking an already tiny person even smaller as they lay in the palm of my hand. watching them reduce in size until they are barely even visible, and finally invisible. lost forever in the creases and wrinkles of my palm...
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🌸Kinning Reno Hours🌸
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Brawlhalla lore be like "Reno is a highly dangerous and skilled bounty hunter"
My silly ahh:
#Brawlhalla #BrawlhallaArt #bugfurry #bug #insect #furry #furryart #meme
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fjarnskaggl
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just put my two weeks notice in to work. here's hoping the next job is better
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fjarnskaggl
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the little-known 10th circle of hell is reserved for artists who make incredible quality macro/micro animations and proceed to stuff them with stock screams
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fjarnskaggl
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with one trick he can make it 4 Reds very easily!
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fjarnskaggl
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additionally based on some more quick and messy calculations, he should weigh 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 510 lbs or 231 kg ;)
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fjarnskaggl
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based on some very quick and messy calculations, Ri'vak should have a bite force of around 2,080 PSI just thought you guys might be interested in knowing that 😇
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fjarnskaggl
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kfp4 chameleon really got fuckin slept on, huh
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fjarnskaggl
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Ix'hlee is the kind of mantid that lets willing micros gush about how much they'd love to be killed by being crushed or eaten by her, and then proceeds to drop them into a paper shredder, I hope you guys know that
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fjarnskaggl
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normalize not calling/tagging digestion as hardvore because IT'S NOT, it's CHEWINGGG
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fjarnskaggl
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god I love working for deadbeat companies whose entire modus operandi is cutting quality of goods and service, cutting already skeleton crew staff, ignoring any and all issues, and raising prices
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Tenshi the Kaiju Moth
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Alternatively, Kotori Would have snatch up Milo instead of Remy, Which idk if it's better or worse Oh well... Part of a Comic Comm for BattleSquadChamp from Fa
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fjarnskaggl
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tomorrow morning, the coin gets flipped again. the look of abject terror on your face as you watch from the supreme softness of their bed after a morning of cuddling as the coin shows tails.
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fjarnskaggl
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coin shows heads? gently pick up the micro and take them home, safe from the dangers of the world, feed them, cuddle them, show them nothing but tender affection and love. tails? sorry little guy, looks like you get ground beneath my heel today. stay still...
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fjarnskaggl
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character whose policy is to literally keep a dice to roll or coin to flip whenever they encounter a micro in their travels to decide whether to be gentle and caring, or cruel and brutal to them. completely nonchalant, neither excited nor disappointed about the result.
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fjarnskaggl
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the mantid has a fever right now and the only cure is mid-2000s punk/alternative rock/emo music
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fjarnskaggl
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gnomish shrink rays are far from exact science... in rare circumstances they can malfunction and do a variety of things instead of shrink the target. Ri'vak really ought to have a mantid engineer look at his before something bad happens! AWESOME €0mmìsh I got from @Aluken_ on twitter!! 🥰
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fjarnskaggl
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every time I think about getting back into something like sea of thieves I get reminded why PvPvE is objectively the absolute worst type of gamemode possible
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fjarnskaggl
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gnomish shrink rays are far from exact science... in rare circumstances they can malfunction and do a variety of things instead of shrink the target. Ri'vak really ought to have a mantid engineer look at his before something bad happens! AWESOME €0mmìsh I got from @Aluken_ on twitter!! 🥰
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Soup
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Here's a lil thing for pride month!
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fjarnskaggl
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see the crease in the middle of the ball of the foot? yeah, there... get your head right under there and lay right there...
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fjarnskaggl
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I do prefer a slow, agonizing crush, but a hard slam is a good change of pace sometimes!
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fjarnskaggl
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a pair of helpful guardrails to guide you where you need to go without falling, Bug OSHA approved!
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fjarnskaggl
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I can make it even better. when the helpless micro, stumbled and fallen onto their back, tries - in an act of pure, primal, vain self-preservation - to hold up the colossal sole with their arms, as if they could budge the oncoming equivalent of thousands of tons of weight by even a nanometer...
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fjarnskaggl
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seems you got EXACTLY the directions you needed~
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fjarnskaggl
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almost as hot? the firm, callous twist of the foot afterwards~ as if the micro had any chance of surviving the deliberate, full-weight ball of the macro’s foot anyway… the macro just wanted to make sure they were 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 smeared.. mmmmm
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fjarnskaggl
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the motion of a macro placing their heel on the ground with the ball of their foot centered over a micro before slowly and deliberately stepping down is so powerfully hot, fuck
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fjarnskaggl
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current WoW lore nerds arguing about the godawful lore that blizzard is just going to retcon next expansion anyway lol, said the mantid. lmao
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fjarnskaggl
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the amount of companies I see that are borderline completely dysfunctional that stay afloat by raising prices every other week is insane
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Red
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Was in a tight internal mood this morning
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fjarnskaggl
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there is genuinely an entire generation of corporate suits now who know how to do nothing but raise prices. they don’t need to know anything about running a company when all they have to do is raise prices and blame “supply chains” to make record profits quarter after quarter
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keepay
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ttyd remake and the return of hot bug summer, what a weekend
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fjarnskaggl
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if they didn’t remove that dialogue from her, I expect hooktail thirsting from the size community. do not disappoint me
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