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Rob Hutton

@foodcourtdruid.bsky.social

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Writer, tutor, and most importantly poster.


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r/MaleLivingSpaces

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Otoyomegatari with your moment of dudes rocking

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If the President doesn't have to work past 8 PM, neither do you.

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"Love the culture, hate the politics" works for most places on Earth, really.

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Another insane Jesse Ventura interview, this time talking about hanging out with Boy George and how he has a different butler for each floor of his house.

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"Should Biden step aside for Kamala?" is one of those decisions where, no matter which way the Dems go, history will probably say they should have done the other thing.

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This was my Pink Opaque.

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Forgot to post this earlier, but I recently posted the penultimate instalment of my A Series of Accidents, dealing with Kurt Vonnegut's weird series of radio shorts that was made into a book.
the-avocado.org/2024/06/22/a...

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New Eternal Couch Potato, in which Cisco and Pancho save an innocent woman by committing several crimes.

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I've been enjoying My Adventures with Superman, but I'm so tired of every superhero thing immediately including multiverse stuff. Save that for when you've ran out of meat-and-potatoes stories!

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Seeing the TV Glow. I think this is a metaphor for something?

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Watching some 1970s Montreal wrestling.

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Wild fits from George and Elaine.

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Today on the Eternal Couch Potato: Leslie Nielsen! George Reeves! And... Suspense!

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Bluesky is a real Man Who Was Thursday situation

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The Drake/Kendrick thing went from fun to annoying at record speed.

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Mario and Luigi: Wincest

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Has anyone with a beard ever had "stans"?

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New Eternal Couch Potato episode, where everything is calm, except for Ollie.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...

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Guy who pronounces "debut" as "dee-butt."

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Now up on the Eternal Couch Potato: A look back on the earlier, terrifying version of Howdy Doody.

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The giant flies in Super Mario Land are one of the most disturbing video game enemies.

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Frank Sinatra: At last... the end is near... and I can hear... the final curtain *releases 8 more albums*

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Some furry artists infiltrated PETA decades ago and are having the time of their lives.

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New Eternal Couch Potato! Oliver J. Dragon reminisces back to his days of prep school football stardom.

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We have all the excitement of a mid-sized city with the cost of living of a metropolis!

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New Eternal Couch Potato! Oliver J. Dragon reminisces back to his days of prep school football stardom.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...

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I'm always saying this.

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Watching Godzilla (2014) and pointing at the TV when Dr. Serizawa says "let them fight."

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Why is the first episode of the Ted TV show 50 minutes long?

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The eternal cycle of "I need to really knuckle down to pay off this debt" and "I've been working hard, I deserve some treats"

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If you're feeling behind in life, remember that there's no timetable. It took Donald Trump 77 years to get his first felony conviction!

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I watched the tennis movie.

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This is the real reason Red Lobster went out of business.

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What is An An trying to hide?

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Plus, you're only a few hours' drive from a true world-class city (Toronto).

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I’m watching Deadwood season 3 and E. B. Farnum’s arc of becoming a racist and antisemite to try to hold onto his moderate amount of power feels very relevant.

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Now up on the Eternal Couch Potato: more Tom Corbett, with some adventures in zero gravity.

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Started watching Australian Survivor and this guy showed up and immediately refused to work around camp, be good at challenges, or be nice to people. King.

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New Rob's Ramblings, where I get a little out of my comfort zone and write about The Clash's "Straight to Hell", its legacy, and the topic of who gets to speak for who.

open.substack.com/pub/eternalc...

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DMs are here, so all the cool posters can hang out with each other away from me.

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Then they combine into a giant sheep monster that kills half your party. I fucking love JRPGs.

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Trails in the Sky SC has a side quest where you go to investigate a peeping Tom at the hot springs bath, so naturally your party has to take a bath there as bait. Then it turns out the peeper is actually a pack of sheep, so you need to chase after the sheep to punish them.

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The Rolling Stones: I'll be sitting in my room with a needle and a spoon Me, 34 years old: Oh, they're talking about DRUGS

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The updates on the Eternal Couch Potato have been a little chaotic as of late, but here's a post about an episode of the Colgate Comedy Hour with dancing, singing, and cleavage references.

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I miss when you couldn't make money off the Internet.

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XD

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I am at "drinking directly from the 2L bottle of Dr. Pepper" levels of tired.

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