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When a kitty cat is getting ready for a big jump and keeps bobbing its head to guage the distance and very slightly repositioning its feet
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I work in software, and also I hate software Ostensibly polyamorous, but tired Queerer than I probably seem Pronouns: ideally, whatever is most confusing; words are lies that lead us to the truth discord: framlingdammit (I don't really get discord)
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When a kitty cat is getting ready for a big jump and keeps bobbing its head to guage the distance and very slightly repositioning its feet
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Yeah, people can be assholes, and are assholes a lot of the time Fucking look at our conditions! We weren't made to deal with these kinds of pressures being imposed on us by a dogshit social system! It fucks us up real bad!
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A friend of mine recently found an abandoned baby bird and spent the next couple weeks or so hand-feeding it mashed-up mealworms or whatever every forty minutes or so until it was grown enough to survive on its own That's more what humans are about than being assholes or shitheads
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I've just been thinking about this a lot lately Pandas won't fuck in captivity. Wolves get so fucked up in captivity, we invented the concept of an alpha male watching them Basically every non-billionaire human alive today has been effectively raised in captivity No wonder everyone's so fucked up
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A comparative few giant assholes
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The hero we need Or deserve? I don't remember how the line goes, look, that movie fucking sucked
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WOW Mute button's right there
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> by policy they still have to admonish you Fuck that then, that's a dogshit policy and whoever put it in place can go get fucked
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I am Capitalism was the mistake
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Feel like giving you a warning reflects worse on them than anything you could say
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Curdly fries
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Literally exactly what I've been saying
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Misread that as "Barron" and thought I'd missed something REALLY weird happening
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Well see, they probably feel safer hitting him on playing golf because they actually do play less golf than him
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"Kokomo"? "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"? Can we get serious now? COMMERCIALS. There is a whole WORLD of the absolute worst music ever created, and it's airing every eight minutes, all day long Daisy sour cream? Banks trying to come off like they care about people? Basically any medication?
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"Kokomo"? "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"? Can we get serious now? COMMERCIALS. There is a whole WORLD of the absolute worst music ever created, and it's airing every eight minutes, all day long Daisy sour cream? Banks trying to come off like they care about people? Basically any medication?
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I have long asserted that "We Built This City" has the highest ratio of "being about rock" to "actually rocking" in all of music history
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My mom used to get this stuck in her head for days on end So it extra sucked when we went to Disneyland when I was like, four, and that ride was the only thing that'd calm me down when I was getting cranky
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STRONG contender
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🛸clyde bruckman's final repost🐈⬛
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so lancet is estimating a death toll in gaza of 180k **at least** which even if you go with the absolute most generous (and since thoroughly corrected down) estimate of 1800 dead on october 7 that means the idf has already returned that on gazan civilians A HUNDRED TIMES one in eight! dead SO FAR
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This was me the other day when my laptop successfully finished installing windows 11 before the battery died
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Username checks out
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😢
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I mean, I'm a non-rapist, so you did just say he > me
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It was honestly something I thought while reading it! I think it's that particular flavor of "forgetting the thing you just said yourself" that ends up coming off like a bot just making shit up
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It seems super weird to me that this is also happening alongside the tech industry's growing inability to hold an erection without involving shitty "AI" bullshit Because it means there have definitely been cases where someone mistook an actual person with Long COVID for a shitty chatbot
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I can definitely believe that
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That's the pathetic part, yeah
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I think he maybe also has a couple lines toward the end, too Truly an incredible performance
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Hahaha, he's the unnamed Foot clan thug leading the other thugs on a tour of the Foot clan teen hangout zone The guy who's like "Whatever you wanna do? Do it." And then the newbie thug is like "You got any cigarettes?" and Sam Rockwell pulls out a couple cartons and is like "Regular? Or menthol?"
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And the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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Got a new phone and I hate it Everything's just a little different for no good reason Fuck, I just hate all technology anymore
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Right? Fuck, that's well up into the "fuck it, I'll do it myself" range
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Sounds like a dude my wife/the store she was working at had to deal with a while back
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It's fun getting to watch in basically real time as corporate douchebags decide "nice stores that have stuff" is out and "understaffed, understocked shitholes we can blame on imagined crime to accelerate the slide into overt fascism" is very very in
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Blocking me for that first reply there?
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Contradicting me right now is also a Russian op
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My brain: 🎶 The heartbeat of America 🎶 Me: … My brain: … Me: Honestly, why? Why now, it's been DECAD— My brain: 🎶 Is today's Chevrolet! 🎶
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Eh
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People calling any opposition to Biden a Russian op is actually a Russian op
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Way over on the side for some reason Not sure if maybe they got other plans for the rest of the sign?
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Sadly, it says right there 21+
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I am not joking I am not kidding you When I tell you that "Fweedom" is the name of a pot shop in Seattle
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They believe they're going to lose and they're preemptively announcing that they're blaming everyone else for it and they're not going to help anyone survive the results
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Noam Chomsky approved
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Got a message from someone whose adhd egg I cracked two and a half years ago They got diagnosed! They're doing so much better! Now if you'll excuse me, I am feeling a lot of a mix of very powerful emotions!! Don't mind me, this is just probably the most important thing I do in my life!
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Probably start with a lot of arrests and asset forfeiture I think I'd still be psyching myself up to start in on the drone strikes
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Bruce Coville Wait, no, definitely not Bruce Coville
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Prolly gonna go back to not posting about it regularly, but last night was one hundred eighty-three, which is the official half-a-year mark (And to be clear: still not a habit! Still an active, conscious choice every time, because of adhd)
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