Frankie F. Funk

Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Can I play an ass-face?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

I had to learn to do it goofy because the mouse is in the dominant hand.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Is there is anything dumber than people holding their phones up to film fireworks?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Sniffing glue is better than eating it

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:27 UTC

Why is the setpoint in hotels always so friggin low? Who thinks 68degF is a normal room temperature?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Very cool (or warm depending on the season) article.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:23 UTC

Oh yay our plane is out of service and they are trying to find us a new one

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

If the carrot doesn't have walnuts, then I'm going for that anyway.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

And a pony!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

Don't forget gerontocracy

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

They "consult"

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:15 UTC

And will it take 31 years to get it?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Like a rainbow of death for your mouth

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:04 UTC

Neighbor and I both reported the nuisance car alarm van for its City Sticker violation. Not as satisfying as a brick would have been, especially with a 7 day estimated response time.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 21:11 UTC

If this van in front of my house car alarm goes off one more time, it's getting a brick. (I have been saying that for the last 10 times it went off... But this time I might go through with it.)

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

I can't wait to see them at Riot Fest this summer!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

"Dude, shift the fuck over with that." I'm not beyond telling a jagoff that he's being a jagoff.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

I had a good job interview today and they are moving me to round 2. Exciting and also kind of terrifying.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

Damn, I've got to try this! I've recently been learning to make onigiri and this is next level.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Almost enough to play Shadowrun

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

Make sure you teach them the Chicago Handshake!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

JFC fuck this stupid ass "must attend" meeting

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 13:52 UTC

Ohio HB 79 passed the House yesterday! Energy efficiency for electric IOUs is on its way back for Ohio! (If it passes the Senate in lame duck...)

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Nice!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:29 UTC

Half the time the restaurant is too dark and the font too small and I have to take a picture with my phone so I can zoom in and read it anyway.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

I turn 50 on election day. FML.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:21 UTC

Nice!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

You know the DAY? 30 years later? That's some memory you've got!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

Only one he's got, prob

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:17 UTC

I remember buying gas for $0.99/gal and a pack of smokes for $2 back when I was a teenager. I don't even know what either costs anymore.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

Well, actually... "Ranking ahead of Chicago for worst gridlock were New York City, Mexico City, London and Paris, according to the study."

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Good for you. I quit tobacco 20 years ago and have been glad about it ever since.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 17:11 UTC

Our work building gave out free rainbow M&Ms for Pride. Which is more than my org did - didn't even rainbow the logo (which I suggested last month as a minimum effort they could do). #happypride

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

Of course nothing will be done about it and their behavior will not change, but good on ya for trying.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

5th worst in the WORLD and second worst in the US. Get out of your cars, jagoffs. #fuckcars #bikegridnow

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

Not gonna trade in my GSD for it, but looks like a great addition to your lineup! (I do want an Orox though!)

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

My ebike has a lot of stickers - "Stop Parking in Bike Lanes" and "Bike Grid Now" and stuff like that.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:04 UTC

I meant the enforcement apparatus, but yeah I see that side of things. Okay how about bringing in bus loads of teachers and activists to pass out banned books and hold public teach-ins on school lawns?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

I meant the courts and jails.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:49 UTC

They still have teachers unions, don't they?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

I wish every teacher and librarian in states like this would violate at once. It's like the Wobbly free speech fights of the early 20th century. Have every teacher in the state get fired. Fill the jails. Push the system until it collapses under its own bullshit.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

In other words, the only safe places to loan money to homeowners are where the most white homeowners already live? Is there a more nuanced take?

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Bonus if the window is open. Double bonus if the driver is sitting in it.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

My wife's step-brother-in-law is a dark energy guy. Maybe named it? Michael Turner. The couple of times we've got him to tell us about it at holidays have been cool.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

They're building landing strips for gay martians! I swear to God!

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

I had an argument with my mother in law because she was mad about a speed camera. "It's a straight road between two cemeteries." So? Tough shit, don't speed. It's obviously needed there.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:05 UTC

I saw him this spring, 35th anniversary of Danzig eponymous. Was great concert.

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Frankie F. Funk @frankieffunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 15:09 UTC

Oh awesome. Didn't know that existed until now. Ordered it, hopefully will have in time for a clean energy coalition retreat I'm going to next month.

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