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I'll take the one in front, please.

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...It smells like LCDs.

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An asshole.

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An asshole.

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1312 on what street? I could go for a free Palestine.

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I see a cowboy riding a dolphin.

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SMALLER!

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Is it just me or does it look like he's forcing out a dump?

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Reverse-juice. Eciuj.

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The pun didn't exist in Greek/Latin/Whatever.

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"CONAN! What is best in life?" "Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

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"Bake me, bake meeee!"

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Wait, where is this?

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Good luck getting an actual DeLorean up to 88mph. Doc probably changed out the engine.

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"Oh? And just what's the problem with hairy deathclaws?"

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Though watch the height, apparently if you go too tall it messes up communications.

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"Ooohhh well, what can you do?" Draw more of her, maybe?

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"...Uh-oh."

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Sorry, it's just that Montana is known as "The Big Sky State".

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...So is this Montana?

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Waxed mustaches and aviator caps went out of style, it's just not the same.

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The headlights remind me of Totoro.

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"Confusing" auras, not "confused".

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Now imagining Musk with a top hat, curly mustache, and opera cape. Thank you.

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That was my first thought.

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And you really think leprechauns are stranger than Trump?

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Ah, we all have a friend like that...

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Oh crap, he's an iceberg denier, isn't he?

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Well... shitshit.

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Guess the animal doesn't have to die then? That's good to know.

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SHUT UP WILL YOU? SHUT UP! BLOODY PEASANT!

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We're putting you away.

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Ah.

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?

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Where are Wacky Races on the hierarchy?

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Wait, WHAT? Fuck, first Scott Adams and now this...

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Hi!

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Burrito ghosts? You mean farts?

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Instead of rubbing alcohol you dip them in bourbon.

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What about privately hoping they die karmic deaths?

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Look, when I die, I'm having my remains mulched into fertilizer to really push up those daisies, there won't *be* a skull to fuck.

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"Holy Clit"?

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*Puts ear against it* I hear humming, so it's probably got power at least.

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That is a lot of dog to encounter in one day.

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Hey!

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Ah, OK then.

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Eh, with how much easier it is to travel to volcanoes or sacred ancestral holy grounds or whatever to break the curse, it's not really worth the hassle these days.

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It looks like it was deep-fried. I'm not judging, I'm just asking if it was deep-fried.

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Honestly, I think the main problem people have with this isn't so much the snack as it is the "sushi" part of the name. It barely resembles sushi.

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No. Leave Gary pent up. Blueball Gary.

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