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Longtime rebel without a clue

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Everyone knows all the sex is in Paddington 2

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I take my corianderanation on the side

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The Inside Out characters in my head

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Inside, next to the air filter. 😶

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What about exes? From Texas?

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Just wait till you hear about the power congress has over the rising of the sun. 🤔😶😇

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One of the staff at the cardiologist audibly gasped when I came in

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The cheap knockoff GoPro that I use for my livestream of the birds, blacks out the sun, but only a tiny disc. 🤔

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The feral cat CM has wandered off inside the house for an extended period. I want to close at least the screen door before looking, lest a raccoon find the opportunity for additional chaos.

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The Bugs/Daffy “rabbit season, duck season” bit but it’s all owls. 😶

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Sitting in the carport, in between Mr Lynx and Oreo #cats

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Mr. Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, I hope you saw the post going around earlier: No one is above the law No, one is above the law!

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Xbox is currently having an issue preventing login. Their help page offers to let you know when the outage ends. Just sign in to activate the notification. 🤔😂

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Drill Sgt For Bugs: Are you a termite or a termitenot?!

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“I can still go into bars, right?”

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There is a parking lot in Portland that has one of these at the Not-an-Exit end…🤔

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The basilisk will remember this. 😶😇

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If I harvest the grain growing on my deck, I wonder what kind of flour I would end up with… 🤔

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I suppose there’s also the Brooks one, but you say “Garth!” and I say “Party On!”

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I once was let go by a new manager. The employee who was tasked with packing my personal things from the office just filled his minivan with random computers and brought them to me.

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Starting to think this bird seed is no good. I’ve planted tons and not a single sparrow has sprouted.

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Dang it now you are reminding me I forgot to go to the bakery on my day off.

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Explaining to the young how people would have different clock times…

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Technically, everyone on Earth is living in a vacuum.

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One of the things miss about dropping cable is lack of CBC access.

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How long have you known? “Ever since I laid eyes on you”

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The Nixon tapes are retroactively removed from evidence. 😶

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Dang it, I should have cornered a kid at the parade. There’s a new emoji on my phone and I don’t know what it means…

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I had a notion that events with a risk of vehicular assaults could use a temporary barrier, and it looks like there is one.

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This swatch of sequined fabric was found nowhere near the parade. 🤔

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Portland Pride ‘97 was my first.
I worked for a semiconductor manufacturer at the time and someone brought a bunny suit which I ended up wearing and dancing in.
“Fun” fact, the whole purpose of a bunny suit is to not be breathable. 🥵

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If I say will meet you at midnight on the 22nd, what day do you arrive if you come 15 minutes early?

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Something about her outfit caught my eye…

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It happened. I saw the truck. I feel so dirty for having turned to confirm my sighting.

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This photo has been my most popular toot over on Mastodon yet…

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“The sarcasm meter, if we give it anymore, she’ll blow!”

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