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FK

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assert dominance by changing your pants at your desk with that towel around your waist like surfers do at the beach

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Anna Rompage 's avatar Anna Rompage @urbanfarmer3321.bsky.social
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Or just say fuck it, and don’t wear any bottom coverings at all to work, because it goes against your sincerity held religious beliefs

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Horrified, Lydia's avatar Horrified, Lydia @lfillingham.bsky.social
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tbs, that takes practice.

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marghoul's avatar marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social
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that's called Donnie Douglasing and you have to do it while eating a corn beef sandwich

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fahrenheit: four fifty fun's avatar fahrenheit: four fifty fun @moonagedaydream.bsky.social
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when i was growing up as a theatre kid i would see girls remove their bras without taking off their shirts and at the time i was like pfft whatever now im like YE GODS WHAT MAGIC SPELLS DID THEY KNOW

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Have changed my blouse in standstill traffic, without towel. I’ll put the office on my bucket list, but it’ll have to be someone else’s as I no longer have one

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