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I'll celebrate it.
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Good day haver.
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I'll celebrate it.
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For the first time in my life I had to ice my balls last night. These trips around the sun hold so many surprises.
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Poison goddamn ivy
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I'll get there
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One of my life goals is to build a brick one on my patio
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This was my Fantasy Football team name for 2 years and I don't know why I ever changed it
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Worked a 13 hour day. Won't be showering before having a few beers and watching basketball. The woke mob is furious.
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This is what my shower looks like after spreading black mulch all day
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We used to be a proper country with Vincent Schiavelli
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I'm built like this btw (except about 6" shorter and I can't grow body hair).
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I have once again gotten slightly day drunk in celebration of opening day.
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I hate that I'm being one of these blithely unthirsty dudes but those glasses are dope.
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It is actually an incredible stroke of good timing that I got out of teaching before I could be reprimanded for condemning genocide in the classroom.
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My run today looked like a little dude with a man bun surprised at his erection
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Scared some children last night at Somerville Rec Committee's pumpkin patch. Fuckers gotta overcome their darkest fears if they want a free gourd around these parts.
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Oh goddamnit
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It seems that the fine folks at LabCorp do not like it when you respond to "How can I help you?" with "I want to give you some of my blood."
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Tonight I learned that watching the benches clear in a baseball game while on shrooms is very fun.
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Very excited to have gotten Jimmy Butler in my fantasy basketball draft so I could make this my logo and team name.
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Stuff my casings, daddy.
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Spice mixture, plus oats and casings soaking in cream
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Stay tuned for "AJ tries to make blood pudding for tomorrow's London game boozy brunch with friends." Step one, as always, is caramelizing onions.
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I had a few really cool Halloween activities up my sleeve that were borderline educational because it was a futile endeavor to try and actually do a normal lesson while kids are in full on Minion getups.
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It was always fun teachin Poe during October and using this on Halloween for a fun day (I'd play poetic device BINGO with it and give out candy/prizes and shit).
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Fret not, it will grow back.
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Quality pun and absolutely stellar alt text.
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She rowdy on my roddy til I pipe her.
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I hope this email finds you clinging to some semblance of purpose in this entropic world in which everything of seeming significance is futile and fleeting.
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Hair is graying in a lovely way.
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I hate when cars have those spots where buttons would be if you bought the better version of your car. Fuck you don't taunt me.
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Ahem.
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It finally happened. I realized a pair of shorts are too short for the obvious reason a man's shorts could be too short.
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Enjoying a fine "my back is fucking killing me from work today" tiny little joint.
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It is simultaneously counter-intuitive and incredibly sensical, but I am way less tired after a 10 hour day of manual labor in the sun as a 35 year old than I was when I taught or worked retail, even in my early twenties.
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Honestly the sexiest thing about me is how good I am at securing a truckload with ratchet straps quickly and effectively.
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Cooked em, put em on the table, went to clean the grill, came back and they had been absolutely housed. I'm a fantastic burger maker and subpar Skeeter (which I have learned is the proper nomenclature).
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Hilarious I'm in
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Oh skeet skeet mothafuckaaaaa
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My first post here (Bweet? Bleet?) is telling you that my 2nd post here will be the bangin burgers I make between 1 and 2 PM today, EST.
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Genie from Aladdin.
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