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common or garden jules

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jules/julia/j, she/her

a hater with many lovers. tiger dom. foot bi.

abolish time, it's groove time bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hz2nddanc3palswbxogq76vo/feed/aaapkpczlskne

FREE PALESTINE

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An enlightened and wondrous land 🧡🌺

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Thanks!

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Thanks! I can't be bothered to look for one but please imagine I have posted a picture of jim carey in the mask here

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Haha thank you

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😘

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Thank you 💋

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They usually have 4 tbf

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Do horses understand mirrors

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Is everyone watching the football? I'm not but I will perform an illegal two footed tackle

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get to know your mutuals! ten things i am into: exotic plants all the music queer history ursula k le guin the art of drag black books knives lwxana troy leopard print feet 💋

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First and only (so far) blue cultivar! They are all quite magical looking but this one especially so imo

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Anigozanthos 'Blue Masquerade' 🌱

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Ancient banger about being an ancient banger. Shitpost of a song. All time classic.

#gtradio

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This was playing on the radio as I was leaving work so now it's playing on gtradio too what a tune

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I don’t think getting people to work 44 hours over four days is what we meant by a four day week. Get a grip Asda ffs.

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This is the playlist and it bangs gtradio

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I wish him luck with his future musical and gyratory endeavours

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A kid I used to work with told me this was his favourite song

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I'm on track 8 now she's just doing monkey noises

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The first four tracks were 90s indie pop, a bossa nova beat and space noises, okay, excellent, the fifth was some absurd 70s prog rock protest song and track six was avant garde 80s jazz fusion I don't know what kind of record they even thought they were trying to make

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Pingu this is the most 90s thing I've ever heard (complimentary), it's groove time

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Thank you I love quetzals they're all the colours

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We are hot! Even at a bus stop with bad lighting. We do have much hotter photos than this obviously (in the other folder)

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A really normal and reasonable amount

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If I wasn't already vegetarian I would be now thank you for this frighteningly visceral description

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I’d just like to take this time to wish massive harm on Wes Streeting

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Aiming to base my entire personality on Lwaxana Troi

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Me, every time I see keir starmer

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hello #portfolioday ! im anni, i love drawing anything erotic and spooky but here’s some work of mine of the sfw variety to appease the weird internet gods

you can find my work and contact me via annijyn.com

💚✨🌿

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🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone's avatar 🏳️‍⚧️ The Josie Zone @josie.zone
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I must use the 100-foot Hitachi Wand

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Happy birthday both of you!

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Happy birthday you glorious triumph ❤️

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the internet is like a haunted house where everywhere you turn that caitlin moran headline jumps out at you 😭

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them: but what european nation COULD successfully beat back the fascist threat in these increasingly divided times?? me:

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they should have to fight to the death to figure out who gets to pick someone

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Waited until I had left of course, very brave

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Bluesky is like going to your nan's house to chat about knitting and being given a brew with a plate of custard creams whereas twitter is like being in the middle of a prison riot where the white supremacists have sided with the guards and a naked woman with seventeen fingers is selling you bitcoin

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i think it's about time we ritualisticly fed tony blair into a wood chipper

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