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Pickle Tiedrich @prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 17:30 UTC

[At the gay club] HIM: Dude what’s in your pocket? ME: I’m doing the handkerchief code thing. HIM: That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this? [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: Sir the merchant frigate has indicated it’s a bottom into blowjobs

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

The discord is full of Excel nerds, you can just ask us next time 😁

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

It's the one where somebody is cutting dog pictures out of library books and they track her down by her chocolate fingerprints! She's just a frustrated lhasa apso fancier

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Omg I *lived* for "Something Queer at the Library"

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

Oh that sounds like amazing work!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 12:01 UTC

Yes, we have that service at the children's hospital here in Cincinnati and it reduced inpatient admissions by something like 25 percent 😱 It's just amazing how it's way cheaper/easier to treat poverty itself rather than all the problems it causes!!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Seriously, I'm never going to travel for Thanksgiving or Christmas without masking ever again. Holiday travel during flu season...!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

The Harlequins with Greek or Italian (or "sheik" 😬) heroes have always been weird... I'm a big romance fan but I've never picked up one of those cause they squick me out.

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:16 UTC

Here it is on page 1240. Looks like somebody tried to pass a measure against the vaccine in Parliament, and the BMJ was trying to squelch the misinformation. The more things change eh?

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 23:11 UTC

I was glancing at the British Medical Journal from June 1883 (fell down a wiki-rabbithole) and saw a little note that they planned to print some cheap leaflets about the benefits of the smallpox vax, bc there were people resisting it. British people in 1883 who must have seen the disease themselves.

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 27, 2024 at 01:10 UTC

Moisturized, in your lane, eating an all-sushi diet...

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

I think a lot about Nora Ephron's remark in Heartburn that millions of men responded to the women's lib movement by agreeing to do the dinner dishes *and thought that was sufficient*

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 20:51 UTC

My 14yo tells me that gender stuff is being used as bullying material at school, but these are kids who could literally find a bullying angle about *anything* up to and including the weather, so...

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

May I recommend you some @effinbirds.com memes

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Is there anybody who *could* stand St. Paul? Silas and/or Timothy, I guess, but oof.

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 20:04 UTC

I heard one of the graduating students interviewed by NPR the other day... I thought he was v. diplomatic while still making his opinion clear. Something like "we want to choose a speaker who inspires us as we engage with our Black heritage and I don't believe Biden has the capability to inspire us"

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

I liked The Sound of Gravel a lot - it's about one of the lesser known FLDS offshoots in Mexico share.libbyapp.com/title/2245275

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 23:09 UTC

A crazy idea but it just might work!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

Right like... Even if Mrs. Alito didn't mean to signal support for "stop the steal", what *did* she mean? It's a bizarre response to a neighborhood argument!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Same for the Republican men who are trying to get rid of no fault divorce. They forgot about how their meemaw's shitty first husband died of a tummy ache after that last time he got drunk and beat her

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Shoot your nerdy shot bb!! We have nothing to fear but fear itself!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

I've hung a bag of candy off the front of my elliptical before, like a carrot in front of a horse. I'm not proud, but it worked 😁💪

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

Is he... Is he actually *trying* to burn down the Democratic party from the inside? What is happening?

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Oh man, I hope you're able to get good results. I was able to do one of the in-home ones, and even in my own bed it was challenging to sleep with all that stuff attached. BUT the CPAP itself was way easier to get used to than everybody said!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

Oh *no*. Thank goodness you're okay!

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 13:35 UTC

He must have written the wrong date for the Met Gala in his calendar

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 20:34 UTC

🥹

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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

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