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Geoff Holtby

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IT / telephony guy in Northern Ontario


Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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I’m doing IT work after-hours at a government office and I’m very tempted to avail myself of an ice cream cone from their break room

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The same guidelines that make them spell it reëlection

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I just remembered that they basically actually did this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ1v...

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BEAN: ORIGINS

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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did... did they put the greek letters in alphabetical order by their latin letters?

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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The ending of Transmet seems so naive today, the idea that could depose the bad president just by proving his crimes and people would care

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hands too tiny

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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Whatever you think of the current DC superhero movie slop, Batman movies sure have come a long way since the caped crusader's first silver screen appearance in 1943

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Jimmy Carter only served one term.....

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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shouldn't there be a bunch of islands in the middle of the central Kansas sea for all the other continents?

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Who on Earth would his conviction affect the vote of in TYOOL 2024? Those 33% of Dems are filthy liars, in no universe would they vote for him if he wasn't convicted. If people answered honestly it would be 100% "no difference" for everyone on both sides of the aisle. Minds were made up years ago.

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Is it an iHeartRadio podcast? They have the absolute worst ads

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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My theory is Americans used to be normal, but sitcoms had people keep their shoes on because it would be boring and disrupt the flow of a scene if every time someone came in they had to take their shoes off, and that's why Americans think it's ok to keep your shoes on indoors now.

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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am I crazy or is that not actually a thing anyone actually wants? they keep trying to sell that but I have serious doubts about it being a thing anyone wants to buy. People don't want to see their schlubby self as Iron Man they want to see Robery Downey Jr.

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If I believed in Artificial Intelligence as a thing that was possible to exist and possible and good to build I would be endlessly furious right now at the ongoing conflation of dead-end chatbots and image generators with it.

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But what does Virgil think?

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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Trump broke everything by being shameless and pigheaded enough to discover that when you do or say something that makes everyone assume your political career is over, you can just say “no” and not leave and they can’t actually make you.

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The more you rely on ChatGPT the less you actually have a writing style

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ChatGPT isn’t a tool to help you write it’s a tool to help you avoid having to write.

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I will never stop being annoyed at how dumb Fallout 4's setting is, where everything is supposed to have been abandoned for 200 years but looks like it has actually been abandoned for somewhere between six months and 10 years.

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This is a highly unrealstic scenario because all of the cars are sedans.

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jesus christ it looks like the make-a-wish kid in that Mr Show metal band hospital room sketch

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I love the “remember when the Onion used to be funny” when this bit is more than 10 years old

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Generative AI seems to be marketed largely on the promise of what it WILL be able to do, any day now, while what it actually can do today remains pretty crap. Reminds me a lot of crypto/NFTs in that respect.

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New author photo for the book jacket

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Thinking LLMs and other generative AIs are a path to AGI shows a remarkable misunderstanding of both AGI and how those models work. To the point where I can't tell if Altman is just a consummate grifter selling the lie and knows he's lying, or a true believer who is just deeply uncurious/uninformed.

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No. Were you born yesterday? He's been lying about self driving AI being months away for 10 years. Continuing to fall for it is embarassing.

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what if all of us are crooked and that screenshot of a tweet is the only straight thing on the web

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If any professor, health care provider, etc tells you to use ChatGPT for research, expected course of treatment, etc, drop the class, seek a different provider. For real though. At that point in the conversation, find the exit

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Which is more cringe, performatively hating Taylor Swifit, performatively pretending to have never heard a Taylor Swift song, or being a Swiftie?

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Effective activism will make people uncomfortable therefore if I am making people uncomfortable I must be doing effective activism

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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You can do anything in Linux, but it's a pain to do anything in Linux.

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I feel like you’re burying the lede that you have a tiny squirrel sized picnic table for squirrels

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That sour cream bottle is 100% sunscreen coded

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The lesson here seems to be that you could have gotten away with not paying it

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I was never allowed to stay up late enough to watch SNL and somehow Celebrity Jeopardy impressions of Sean Connery and Burt Reynolds filtered down to me in the shcoolyard. I didn't even know who Burt Reynolds was!

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Geoff Holtby's avatar Geoff Holtby @gdholtby.bsky.social
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look, with all the other vehicles on the road being so big, I have no choice but to drive a Ford Eschaton. It's for little Kayden's safety.

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It famously *wasn't* in the very first version, that's why it's called an ammendment.

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My favorite part is literally every walkable surface being bordered by steep drop-offs with no guard rails or barriers whatsoever.

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it’s telling that everyone with a computer has had the ability to make infinite pieces of AI generated art for more than a year and there are literally zero AI images that anyone gives a shit about. same with music. same with prose. the fundamental meaningless of it all is an intractable part of it

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I mean that’s basically what Dan Castellanata looks like

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the problem with the AI bubble is that it's not popping fast enough and I have to keep hearing people hyping the absolute dumbest shit for another few years.

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Need this in the Cowboy Bebop end screen format

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