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I hate it. Some of our students have... interesting interests. 🥲
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Game design education & CT Lab Operations Manager @ Hanze University by day. Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also by day. He/him
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Geert Broekmann
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I hate it. Some of our students have... interesting interests. 🥲
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The algorithm also messes up on public wifi - whenever I'm on the university network my recommends are grossly influenced 🤢
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To an extent it's literally the founding principle of the US
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social listAncestries
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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"Ooh, and also - my favorite job is chimneysweep. I am so very fond indeed of the singing and dancing. Favorite currency denomination? The humble tuppence, surely."
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This message hits very differently with you having the oracle tag 😆
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Christ, I don't even own a single thing worth $1000. And that includes my car. When's anybody gonna place my gratuities commonly?
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The abuse I heard coming from my gf's side of the couch after she realized the eggs were in different places 😂
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Woke space confirmed 🤣
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I do kind of respect that in the snootiest restaurants. Where there's a Michelin star chef who will come spit in your face if you ask for salt or something. But that might also be the financial trauma of poor-boy-eats-expensive-food talking
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Dear chef, I am aware that you've spent years of your life perfecting the ratio of ingredients to dough, in order to give me the pizza experience you strive for professionally. I acknowledge your struggles and aspirations. However, having said that, I want ALL THE CHEESE YOU HAVE IN STORAGE
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Especially if you're in Europe, where pedestrian safety rules guarantee you'll never see one 😎
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There's probably a logical explanation for facing the wrong way. Probably they can only drive in reverse because they didn't buy the optional "drive experience" package. Or the warranty on the gear box expired so they're stuck in its last officially registered gear. You know, logical explanations.
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"Dear gerontocrats, Nobody is going to miss you. The highest you can aim for is to only have assholes spit on your graves. But likely it will be all of us."
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If there's still a regular schedule (doesn't have to be often, just regular) with the intent to improve, then I think that's more than dabbling. Personally that's what I feel differentiates the two
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I heard the FBI is now awarding him with 34 get-out-of-jail-free cards, allowing him to resume his regular life for up to 9 days without repercussion
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The North Atlantic has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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Well, guess I'll obey hellfire?
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Eating would be incredibly easy if it weren't for the party where you put the food into your face!
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Can't wait for the meteoric rise, inevitable acquisition, and swift disassembly of Not For Sale Studio, or the industry wide blacklisting of Unionized Devs
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"In an unprecedented move of apparent solidarity, Eden appears to be waving the Pales-wait, is that a lighter?"
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Earlier posts suggest n-b flags forcibly being removed by organizers for being "political" Well, I guess Switzerland is disqualified as well then
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I can heartily recommend pairing your phone with a smart home system. It effectively allows you to do exactly this. Source: Me. Several times per week.
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Turns out today is the exact day Israel started caring about the safety of reporters
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Completely unrelated note - Dick Ridges is a great detective name
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"So they pay for the digital rights to a *receipt* of a variant of a low-effort picture of a monkey?" ... "Bit on the nose, isn't it?"
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From: CEO Subject: Finetuning _____________________________ Good morning, My son has had his eyes absolutely glued to this game called Roadblocks, and tells me that every other kid in his class plays it as well. Now there are at least 4 months remaining before launch, which sho
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At least the shareholders are thriving 🥲
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Ah, you're already training him for moving targets - very advanced!
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What manner of crimes did Magnussen commit against the race officials this weekend?
5 penalties in two days
#f1 #miamigrandprix #justiceforKMag
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Ah, a movie that captures the Zeitgeist of mediocre white guys failing upwards into jobs they're very obviously not qualified for, and somehow getting away with it. Inspiring stuff, say I; a mediocre white guy 🥂
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Why, the monsters are often very aggressive and try to kill you! 🤡 Thank you, everybody, that's my time - enjoy your evening.
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I can understand it of the Monster Manual, though
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This checks out
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Do you happen to have apple (or apple cider) vinegar? Works on Dutch fruit flies at least 😆
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Oof... those countries have lower crime rates than the US lol
In fact, countries with higher rates than the US (not too many tbh) seem to have one thing in common - corruption.
worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...
P.s. there's also a section on the site about police brutality, you'd love it
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The new notepad that restores previous sessions scares the crap out of me every time. I can hardly handle my present ramblings, let alone the weirdness of past me 🤣
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I like to interpret it as 'f*ck you' when pronouncing the letters with the same intent as Ace Ventura saying 'lo-hoo se-herr'
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Elno: "I ate your king piece and his little wifey now you can't win" *blows raspberry* Stockholders: *Massive communal orgasm*
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Prrreeeeeeaaaaaaaach!!!
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This post drove me to the Dhappiness Zone
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Probably because that's the phrasing he kept hammering home while justifying/ explaining/ gaslighting his way out of it
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Becoming the apex predator through the ability to jog medium long distances
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But when I signed up to be an Ideas Guy™️, nobody told me there was actual work involved!
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Friend of mine DM'ed his first game of D&D today, so we obviously tried to rile him up by asking labor intensive questions such as "ooh, what are all the items this blacksmith has for sale" Bro just says "ahh, nothing remarkable" and moves on. I... I can't believe it just worked. He's a genius😯
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Yes! Really, really considering it now. Though I do wonder about the size of the loading bed. I mean, this thing is easily the size of a shipping container, so it stands to reason it can carry tons and tons of stuff, right? Right?
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Watch how next week Ronny Jackson drops by during recess with a lunch bag for Trump 😂
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The cool thing is, this works with games too 🥲
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Hey, at least the inside of the cybertruck is still safer than the outside 😀
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