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Why am I not surprised that XBird and FascistBook don’t like this gorgeous flag?! They fear a universe where there are Gays in Space! Your flag is magnificent!

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🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

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Sorry. This is the worst personality analysis tool. It’s basically separating people who eat candy and don’t eat candy (not fancy candy-only people). If you eat candy, getting it from the vending machine is even more fun and delicious. Car parts store or grocery store, it’s all the same.

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😳

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👀🤭

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Lin-Manuel Miranda, is this you? (He is also a seeker and adventurous collector and consumer of odd and rare flavored sodas/soft drinks and pop-foodstuffs.)

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My paranoia makes me more glad about that information than upset by it.

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LOVING…the requisite one giant rock on the finger while holding a drink. The large hoop earrings are overriding the “I’m in mourning,” with “But adventure is definitely not out of the question.”

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This wins the internet today! 🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽

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I do, from time to time. But mostly, I love Mercury Retrograde because it means that NOTHING IS EVER MY FAULT when Mercury is retrograde! 😃👍🏽

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Does it still smell like glue? If it doesn’t smell like glue to you, it might still smell like glue to her. I have no idea other than that. Maybe put it outside for a few days to completely air out, then try again. All of this is just guessing on my part, trying to figure it out. 🙂✌🏽

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@dansavage.bsky.social YAAAY!! I found Dan! Now I’m happy. Hope you’re well.

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Pt. 2: To quote Karen Walker from “Will & Grace”: ‘Just hunker down and pray for daylight!’ That’s what I did for the entire 4 years. Just grateful I lived through it.

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Same, regarding O. In true Capricorn style, the system tightened around him and squeezed like a cobra. All he, and all of us could do, was the best with what we had. I completely detached from media as much as possible when I saw 45 had Solar Arc Jupiter conjunct natal Pluto on Election Day.

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Yes. You would just adjust it for whatever planets revolve around your birth planet, just like we do here. We also use heliocentric astrology, that’s based on all the planets revolving around the Sun, not the Earth. I don’t use it, but many other astrologers do! BTW, what planet were you born on?

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I remember predicting Obama would win based on Pluto moving into Capricorn but that actually wasn’t a strong indicator, it very well could have been Capricorn age (McCain) over Capricorn skin (Obama). Glad I’ve improved over these 15 years. What an era this was. Health break-throughs here we come!

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Pluto is already in the 1st minute of 0º Aquarius. I guess it really speeds through when it’s conjunct the Sun entering Aquarius within the same 24 hour period of time. It’s so fascinating! #astrology. #astrologysky I pray for compassion to attach itself to Pluto’s trip through this sign. We need it

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Exhausted from birthing an event this morning using a strong Event Chart suggested by Chris Brennan & Leisa Schaim from their Auspicious Elections package. A great chart for birthing a highly lucrative artistic/musical/writing career or artwork. The potential prominence of Sun-Pluto conjunction.

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Wow! This was a hard one! Is it possible that - even though the Moon was close to exact trine with Jupiter - Jupiter is retrograde, might that have been a small clue? Is it's retrogradation a consideration? I wouldn't have seen that either, but I'm filing it away for future reference. This was wild

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LOL!! Aaaw, come on now. Always remember, the very first "Most Popular Website" in the history of the internet was called "SexyBaldCaptain.com" And it seems that at this time, Chris is the captain now.

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I know, right?! What a disappointment!

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Just saying hi, haven’t been in the sky for a while. Love seeing you guys here. Enjoy the day.

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…it also suggests to me health issues happening. *sigh* But at least, you’re back in touch with your emotions. That should help.

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I didn’t ever want to admit that about Chiron because, in my experience, it guarantees physical pain with whatever it touches stressfully but there’s something “gift giving” about it. Not like Jupiter, but - it’s just a suggestion based on my experience. Tr. Neptune opposite natal Pluto also…

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I immediately thought “Neptune” when you said the words “plastic” and “bubble”. You may have said the word glass instead of plastic. Either way, those are totally Neptune’s domain. That Chiron retrograding over your Moon has got to suck, yet I’ve also noticed that Chiron can have positive affects.

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Do you have any planets or points being affected by Neptune right now? You

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Obviously these complainers don’t know how to work a candle if they’re complaining about the wick.

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Um… it was Diana’s ghost 👻

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Also, don’t do anything like researching the doth. That would be a waste of time.

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This is 100% Christmas Carol.

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Or is Big Milk just icing us? 😉

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Sadly, they are all up to Neptune…inescapably, terminal prisoners of Neptune. *sigh* 😞

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My fingers are crossed for you. 🤞🏽🍀

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Before we label it a problem, can we first give this oven a round of applause for cooking food for 66 years without a problem? I’m so frickin’ impressed with creators of appliances from a time when “planned obsolescence” was never a consideration. The beautiful ethics. Wishing you speedy repair. 🙂🌷

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I’m guessing NYC, if not, where?

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I’d describe this look as authentic emo mod.

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Good little bot quotes wiki. You are hungry.

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He sure did deserve an Oscar for this. Excellent point about the Atlas. It’s hitting me again that Edward found a way to send it to them. It was a way for him to give them back the world they lost and to remind them that they are his world. Phew! It’s blowing my mind. Gotta watch it again. 😍🥰🌷👍🏽

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I got the exact word for word response from someone else, are you bot? If so, you’ll deny it or won’t answer. Should I block? No, that’s so redundant here. Your craving/hunger for the stars seems deep. It’s a new “dark” Moon tonight, the stars will be really bright, maybe take a look.

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I’m in the middle of it right now. Edward said he would bring the Atlas himself and now they’re all sad as they read the letter that he’s unable to bring it himself. *sigh* I’m sad, too. But not to worry. Margaret and Marianne are about to go for a walk - even though it might rain. 😉😃👍🏽⛈️🏇👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻

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Oh, and the mean bitchy sister-in-law! Oh my God! Love to hate her, hate to love her. I love her! She’s my favorite “Town & Country lockjaw b*tch!”

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I don’t know why I get addicted to 1995’s “Sense and Sensibility”. It’s currently free on YouTube (with ads), but I love watching Willoughby ride on horseback to rescue Maryanne who fell and twisted her ankle in the rain and then the rest. How did I get addicted to Jane Austen stuff. (Don’t tell)

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So, you have to lay it before you can lie on it.

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I just saw a shooting star out of my bathroom window. It was greenish-blue. I thought it was fireworks but no one is shooting fireworks in this neighborhood in December at 1:41 in the morning! 💫 It was beautiful. ✨🥰

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It’s an easy remedy. Tell the kids it’s an advertisement for The Grinch cartoon tv special. I mean, isn’t that the Grinch’s job? Once they see the cartoon, they’ll totally get it. As for some costumed idiot standing outside of a children’s school, call the police on him. He’s highly unstable!

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At least from early October until end of November, the universe was definitely gunning for Scorpios and Taurus. It was so bad, every other sign in the zodiac was getting some brutal lava splash-back from it. I’m just sending love to all of you because you all deserve it. 💖🌷❤️✨💖🌷❤️✨🙏🏽

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Please tell me those candleholders on the mantelpiece are not glass and that they’re heavy enough not to roll off (I think like a grandma-even with no kids or grandkids). And yes, that fort looks like the MOST fun!

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I noticed a lot of the same thing on the radio this week. I listen to the corny morning shows and all of them had that same “difficult topics” subject. Lot’s of “How do I tell my family that I’m gay?” etc. But nothing about “Maybe celebrate with different people, boundaries, etc.”

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Snow is the best! He’ll see it and when he does, you are all gonna have a ball! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

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