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George Takei

@georgetakei.bsky.social

Every. Time.

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ˢⁱᵐᵒⁿ ᵐⁱⁿⁿⁱᶜᵃⁿ ☀️🌙🌍's avatar ˢⁱᵐᵒⁿ ᵐⁱⁿⁿⁱᶜᵃⁿ ☀️🌙🌍 @minnican.bsky.social
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Be thankful you're that short! 😆

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David Mack's avatar David Mack @davidmack.bsky.social
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George, may I gently suggest you Google “apron”?

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's avatar @unboundprometheus.bsky.social
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I’m tall. Ends up right around my crotch. Much much worse. lol.

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Little Munchkin's avatar Little Munchkin @littlemunchkin.bsky.social
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this sucks dude

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JRSY's avatar JRSY @jrsy.bsky.social
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Me doing anything at the sink

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Orbyious's avatar Orbyious @orbyious.bsky.social
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I wish it was only that much of me drenched

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CP Foamsmith's avatar CP Foamsmith @cpfoamsmith.bsky.social
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Oh hell yes

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🏳️‍🌈Ryley Wilson🏳️‍🌈's avatar 🏳️‍🌈Ryley Wilson🏳️‍🌈 @ryleywilson.bsky.social
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I put a dish towel over the edge of the sink and it catches the splash before my shirt can.

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Jon Arnesen's avatar Jon Arnesen @jonarnesen.bsky.social
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Not me. My wife always hated me for that. I’d rather liked my kids did. They wonder how, though. At last that’s something

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JWD's avatar JWD @jwdjr15.bsky.social
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You know it's gonna happen and you can't do a damn thing about it😂😂

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Grei LK's avatar Grei LK @greilk.bsky.social
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I'm so tall, it always makes it look like I pissed myself 😔

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yoshi's avatar yoshi @yoshi.bsky.social
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This outcome has become a ritual. I may even start doing this before I do dishes to get it out of the way.

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Paul 'Flex' Browne 's avatar Paul 'Flex' Browne @waterford.bsky.social
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Do you dry and put them away George? Go the distance ❤️

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Wallplugnft's avatar Wallplugnft @wallplug.bsky.social
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Every single time 🤣

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Jumbo Jimbo😩's avatar Jumbo Jimbo😩 @notsojumbojimbo.bsky.social
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Reposting a repost of a repost, classy stuff!

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Bengal Norr's avatar Bengal Norr @bengalnorr.bsky.social
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THIS! Washing your hands has similar effects, too. It's worse when the water shoots at you... 😭

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HelenEast's avatar HelenEast @heleneast.bsky.social
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Yes indeed !

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Pegs's avatar Pegs @truds.bsky.social
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yes😂

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's avatar @yogslothery.bsky.social
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I manage to stay dry.

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Dave's avatar Dave @dbimm.bsky.social
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I’m 6’7”. I look like I peed myself after doing dishes.

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ENVY2024's avatar ENVY2024 @envy2024.bsky.social
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Lol so true.

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PM Last's avatar PM Last @pmlast.bsky.social
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and the cuffs on long sleeves trying to save the sponge.

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's avatar @sloppytaco.bsky.social
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Me after doing the dish

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Laura's avatar Laura @thetiniestvole.bsky.social
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One word. Aprons.

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Byron's avatar Byron @grumpysociologist.bsky.social
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Yep. Every time.

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's avatar @theocracidal.bsky.social
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Aprons. They are a thing, some are waterproof. 😁

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's avatar @soshogal.bsky.social
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Totally relate. Yup.

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LynnD's avatar LynnD @lynndreyer.bsky.social
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Truth!!

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badgertricia 's avatar badgertricia @badgertricia.bsky.social
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I have a pull down kitchen faucet that I sometimes miss the holding bracket when returning 💦💦😱

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Saturday Night Soup for the Soul🎵🎶's avatar Saturday Night Soup for the Soul🎵🎶 @saturdaynightsoup.bsky.social
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Same, George.

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Ralph 's avatar Ralph @ralphthefanboy.bsky.social
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Aprons.

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FKA Teslord's avatar FKA Teslord @teslord.bsky.social
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#TeamApron.

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Papasan's avatar Papasan @papasan.bsky.social
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The apron is your friend, in the kitchen.

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Steven Burke's avatar Steven Burke @steveburke2000.bsky.social
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You all wanted those farmhouse sinks, now suffer the consequences.

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Kaanfight da chee!!!'s avatar Kaanfight da chee!!! @kaanfight.bsky.social
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I swear someone should invent a towel or something to prevent this. It’s like per perfect infomercial product!

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shayrul's avatar shayrul @shayruldawn.bsky.social
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Yes!!

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JJ aka Squirrel's avatar JJ aka Squirrel @jjakasquirrel.bsky.social
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Reason #24601 why I bought an apron

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Titan's avatar Titan @titanwolf.bsky.social
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And the floor...

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's avatar @divinediscontent.bsky.social
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oh my... so true.

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Password123's avatar Password123 @defaultvalue.bsky.social
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One of the finest lessons I learned from my dad was to throw a dish towel over the edge of the sink. I do it with ritual pride, because it is A Very Practical Thing that I need my kids to pick up on.

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jayavant's avatar jayavant @jayavant.bsky.social
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I’m quite tall so I usually get it all over the front of my pants.

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Wolfofthenightt's avatar Wolfofthenightt @wolfofthenightt.bsky.social
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If you're stomach isn't wet after and there wasn't white stuff flying everywhere, did you even do the dishes?

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Jay Empty's avatar Jay Empty @jayempty.bsky.social
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I can so totally relate.

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MGTOW4Me's avatar MGTOW4Me @lestersuggs.bsky.social
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Same

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LLX🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇧🇷🇺🇦's avatar LLX🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇧🇷🇺🇦 @llxstore.com
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That's why I have a skirt

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The chicken lady's avatar The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
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What are you doing?? 😁😁

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Jeannie Warner's avatar Jeannie Warner @jeanniewarner.bsky.social
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That's me after brushing my teeth, too. Especially after Certain People don't wipe the edge of the sink/counter.

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Wowza's avatar Wowza @drakesburner.bsky.social
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George glad to see you on Blue sky. I really became familiar with you from the Howard Stern show. But I've grown to love your other work

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Not My Cat's avatar Not My Cat @tamarz.bsky.social
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I thought it was just sloppy old me that had this problem!

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Victoria Drummond's avatar Victoria Drummond @victoriadrummond.bsky.social
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That's why aprons were invented!

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's avatar @shanti2.bsky.social
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You think that’s bad? Try washing dishes after having a hysterectomy. Every little bump against the counter is a little owie. So my husband has to wash the dishes

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Dreadster's avatar Dreadster @dreadster.bsky.social
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Lifehack:

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Mike from the UK. True.'s avatar Mike from the UK. True. @michaelfrom.uk
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On my sleeves. Always. The cuffs. Yes, a shirt is required. TY.

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How is it that I know the feeling . Every. Time.

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Hendra Sadewa's avatar Hendra Sadewa @hendrasadewa.com
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the spoon 🥄 did this to me

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Facetiously Esoteric's avatar Facetiously Esoteric @facetiousone.bsky.social
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Tall guy here. When I do dishes, the water hits me in the crotch.

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