Ambushed by adulthood and responsibility.
Gin Enthusiast, College Football Moron, Former Intelligence Officer. W&L/UGA. He/Him.
Everyone makes a bad professional call sometimes. I make a lot, including at least two today. It happens. Keep making enough good content to more than make up for the occasional “what the heck was that” and I’m good.
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ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER
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Came here to say this
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But we did play in 2022! I was there!
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Well shit
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I will note once again that members of our national security community are encouraged to date one another, as a way to eliminate clearance concerns with potential spouses
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I asked him if he was even gonna pull my hair (we've known each other for awhile) and the response was, "if that'll help, sure."
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OMG WAS GRAPHIC DESIGN THEIR LITERAL PASSION???
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Love to have a long and cordial lunch with a customer that boils down to a conversation about who is gonna be okay getting fucked out of $70k at the end of the year, and why it should be you and not me.
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New outhouse chair!
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This motherfucker hasn’t flown commercial in his entire fucking life and he wants to bitch about airports?
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Thank you, David
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“Get my MOPP”
/kid returns with a mop
“I don’t think you understand the scope of the problem.”
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Does anyone have a great recipe for peach ice cream? This time of year I always miss my great-grandmother’s.
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McDonald’s
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Dudes Rock.
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Georgia’s is anything near Lake Oconee
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I have dated someone with my own last name before, which, considering that most of my HS and College friends call me by my last name, led to some confusion.
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“Department of Energy? Not here in Free Texas, son. We got WhattaGrid.”
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Next year’s is gonna look great
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What kinda broke-boi-ass program are we that need $20m that bad? Sounds like something FSU would do.
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That’s cool and all, but why don’t you post more horseshit about the President, as conceived by your sixth-generation failson of a leader and his Editorial Board of fasch sympathizers?
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The Committee to Talk Shit About Your Fucking Ass
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I noticed it was kind of your style
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“Dad, check out my utility belt that I got for my birthday”
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/strides into Whole Foods
//gestures with my hips
“Excuse me, do you have any clothes made for… (eyebrow raise) you know…”
///clerk looks down
(Sighs) “Over there, sir.”
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"Future Petrocarbon, James Inhofe."
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"Future Petrocarbon, James Inhofe."
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I see our commercial sales manager has improved his voting preference from last time
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Put them on a pizza
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LOL
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Get in line at the cab stand at ATL and hope for providence
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Is this a feelings hurter? Or something else?
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Am I the only one who takes a week after a vacation to de-puff? I feel like it’s always at least a few days until my clothes fit right again.
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We can all agree that Michigan's famously almost-fired-in-'20 head coach went on to do nothing of import after squeaking into the '21 season with greatly diminished support.
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Joe Biden just came and personally turned my power back on.
He also said he forgave my student loans personally. Then he did one handed push-ups and said Mark Warner could “eat his whole Irish ass”
I’m just happy the AC is back tho
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Eh, I'm just disappointed.
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Aw, man, come on, Alex
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One of them was somewhat infamous for bitchy behavior when her kid was in HS, and the other was Curtis Sittenfield.
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FTR: My initial go-tos here were gonna be either Curtis Sittenfield or Emily Giffin, and then I decided even Mondo didn’t deserve to be lumped in with them
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I mean, they come around once a week or so, but for different reasons
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Get back to me when your first “personal” hair shows up grey and you spend a long moment contemplating filling your pockets with rocks and walking into the nearest large body of water
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/glares
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Some of us live harder years than others, doc
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I have been grey since about 38, so I think that’s the number.
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Yes doctor?
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YES THANK YOU THAT TOO
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A PERFECTLY NORMAL AGE TO BE GREY
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This is next
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