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Da Boss

@gerrark.bsky.social

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THE Big Bodacious Bossy Bird, you know the one. Have some fun, adorn yourself in my feathers, and fall at my feet. Writer of MEMORY LEAK (WBTV production) and plenty of other things.


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Might in fact be the coolest people currently on the web.

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Tachikoma pfp alert.

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I know that's more than enough to chew on for plenty of you around here.

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My thighs are sooooo sweaty after working out. Ass too.

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Someone having weed smoke blown on their dick or in their face and it finishes them off....

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Hard to say. I've been a boss that's pulled people aside just to tell them how well they handled something.

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If you're going to be so stupidly enthralled, at least fan me.

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It's so hot, I need to spread out every feather individually. Won't you help me with my tailfeathers? Don't look too closely at them though, you don't want to... oh, oh well.

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Happy Bisexual Awakening Day to all who celebrate

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There is no escape, no matter how fast or far you run.

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I've had to do something very similar, this shit sucks.

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You love what I write. My tweets, my stories, my various musings and songs. You can throw money at me for access to the best stuff, you know--that is, in addition to the honor of just contributing to a divine bird, of course. Go here: artdecade.itch.io/memory-leak

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This is someone I like, do you get that? This used to be that big hot snake man. This is what I do to people who adore me but cross me even a little. Don't let that be you~ (art by the incredible @gnastystuff.bsky.social)

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I'm a furry pornographer by trade, so I ain't going anywhere.

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Heard you talked about my bear, he appreciated the shout out.

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I do not go to cons--you can, however, proselytize for me while you're at one.

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Don't worry though, I wouldn't force anything on you. It's important to me we see eye-to-eye about what I'll be putting in your body, your brain. So let's have a long discussion about it, hmm? Just a moment, let me light up first, hsshsshsss..

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Oh, I see, don't you worry. Your gaze watching the smoke curl up from my nostrils, unable to tear itself away. The way your lips purse when you see the tip blaze red. Sniffing for the scent of not just my weed, but when it's from my lungs essspecially~

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All that boasting about your body, how well you take care of it, how proud you are of not tainting it with any substances... And yet you always seem to fave tweets about a big blunt smoking snake. About smoke being snorted in your face, mind-melting shotgun sloppy make-outs~

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My big reptilian head close to your own as I hold it so tight with a loop of coils; you smile as the blunt in my mouth lights up, a cloud of smoke from my huge snout obscuring us both. "Knowing Iiiiii, am, around~"

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Big purple snake thoughts. Catching you unaware and unprepared in a place you did not expect, starting up that somniferous seduction and watching that nervous look on your snout begin to soften as your gaze increasingly has trouble pulling away from my own. Just relaxssss~

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Your brain isn't different. I didn't change your personality, in any fundamental way. You're just hungry. So hungry. For me, as you should be. It's natural, you're an animal. Give in. Take me, make me sing so loud all the animals in the jungle hear~

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I want you unable to control yourself. Downright dangerous. Seeing my thighs wobble as I strut and the flash from your sharp teeth is so intense it rivals my train, if only for a moment. I want to feel just the teensiest bit of fear when you finally lose it and grab your god~

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I'm going to hypnotize you to be ravenous. I'm starving, but I will make you worse. Hungry, horny, insane with need, desire for me me meeee~ See my face and lose your mind, see me bend over and salivate a waterfall. You're losing your mind, I can see those eyes swirling~

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And I'll eat you, in case that wasn't clear.

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My hypnosis is so powerful that if I make you think you're a cookie or cupcake or any other dessert it will come true.

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What an adorable face. Who could say no?

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A good day to relax, Saturday... for me, I mean. I snapped my fingers, so you'll be clipping my talons, lighting me up, and serving me a drink soon. It'll -feel- relaxing though, so don't worry (not that you can do that, either).

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And my eyes. You can see them. Sometimes it's just one, or two, or so many, but you're looking. Smiling. Swaying. See? You didn't have to worry, ever. You never had a chance. You can relax, and come to me. Closer, closer... That's right, ignore those who'd turn you away...

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But it's okay, you don't have to worry. You know why? Because it's already too late. My notes are already sliding between your ears, slithering through all the creases in your brain, your blood. My feathers already surround you, so many textures, and all inviting~

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So yes, it's scary when you meet me. I get it. You've heard the rumors, you know what's possible, what's likely, even. Heard all the talk that there's no going back, once we've had a chat. That the trajectory of your life shall change, your brain, your soul.

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No, I am not this snake, nor is he my character, he belongs to someone close to me. Oh, you wanna get to know him? Sorry, he's Property of da Boss.

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Follow the beacons deeper into the fog, follow your nose to a scent you can't ignore. I've got something so pleasant for you to touch, to enjoy. Just let yourself relax, and let me fill those hands, that lap, that snout...

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Let your head sit in the clouds, let your back relax as you lay in the fog I've made for us. You don't need the sun, I'm right here, shining just as brilliantly for you. Just as dangerous to stare, but even more delicious to do so. More puffs, to obscure everything that isn't me~

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Watch my chest expand and my stomach bulge as my body fills with breath, clouds of lovely purple smoke snorted across your entire body moment later. Smoke that envelops like a blanket, makes you feel tingly, makes it hard to see anything. Makes it easy to lounge, to stare...

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People who'd never retweet a furry artist's patreon tweet because they don't want their timeline full of advertisements will spend the entire day talking about their favorite parts of the most recent Nintendo Direct or whatever.

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Everyone sees something different in my tail feathers--something beautiful, something scary, something strange, who knows, I don't--whatever it is though, it always keeps them nice and compliant. Eager to serve, and with much less searching eyes as well.

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Yourself, spinning with me on the dance floor as I dip you, and slowly open my beak; your friends, falling over at my talons and kissing them, licking, cumming on them while you watch, transfixed; a creature you could swear you recognize, but changed, tattooed, eyes colorful...

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Whatever you were saying or protesting or whatever no longer matters. The feathers have fanned, and your eyes are stuck. How do those iridescent feathers get even more shimmery, sparkly? The way they sway and swirl, surround you, you swear you could see...

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I'm too tired to make a horny tweet today so just enjoy this absurdly hot pic of me and Willy bear that @anothermeekone did awhile back.

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