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“bread”

@girlfriendbread.bsky.social

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they/them. 24. agender lesbian. occasionally nsfw, mdni.

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strangers on fb marketplace are chomping at the bit to give u their home address

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“breakfast” is a meal consisting of fresh-picked raspberries, leftover garlic butter pasta , and smoked weed

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thank god i live many miles underground safe from the everything

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idk honestly u should just do it now

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[mine mine minemine mine][crafcraf craf crafcrafcraf]

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the unforeseen consequence of getting my dad’s old phone in 2010 is that now i get constant spam calls & texts addressed to [ father’s name redacted]

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reading alt text high, brain saying shit like “my mellow plushedy “, cool girlfriend though

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ston’t

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pissing w the door open <3

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🏳️‍⚧️🟡⚪️𝕃𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣🟣⚫️'s avatar 🏳️‍⚧️🟡⚪️𝕃𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣🟣⚫️ @lavenderaella.bsky.social
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✨Wagon Wednesday✨

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lemurs are right in the middle of the cat-man continuum

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can’t say for u but for me it def feels like a masking behavior

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can i help or watch (not in a weird way , in a normal way)

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elaine <3 plushieguts's avatar elaine <3 plushieguts @plushieguts.bsky.social
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I am unable to apply for unemployment because of a resolved identity fraud incident from years ago. It is not possible to access the IDES account attached to my name. I am actively searching for work, but will be unable to pay my rent this month, without assistance. Thank you

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Vampire Wifegal 🐌's avatar Vampire Wifegal 🐌 @molluskwitch.bsky.social
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Putting this on my dating profiles: - great at holding court when someone's fingers are in my mouth

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i think everyone should take a break & watch a few videos abt roller coaster accidents

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idk what’s going on but will someone come pat me on the head

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gravel so crunchy it’s like my shoes r havin a snack

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idk maybe the animals at the zoo should be allowed to maul u

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ik at least one interested party is dead but not to worry i have my best necromancers working on it

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the only reason to argue abt who invented email is to find out whose ass i should kick

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$1705/$2000!!! you’ve all been so generous and we can’t thank you enough. if we could reach our goal by the end of the night it would be tremendous relief

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kiera🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar kiera🏳️‍⚧️ @kierajune.bsky.social
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Certified fucking banger beginning to end, Remedy continues to be the undisputed GOAT and I will blow Sam Lake for free

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