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Have you considered doing a Greek Mythology book?
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Pixel art, mostly harmless, mostly human.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Have you considered doing a Greek Mythology book?
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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This is more like Scheduling's Sexual Attraction to Polyamory
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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This is like saying "May you live in interesting times"
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I would much rather look down or level than look up. I don't know how ya'all crazy people have displays above eye level and like it.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I have accepted my role in society. It was ordained.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Forsooth, a solitary Thesaurus may advance thine lexicon in great measure!
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Florida stores knows it is still more profitable to put in self checkouts instead of employing more Florida mans. They can buy a tiny violin at the self checkout and play it.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Buy a bunch of tacky national flag paper napkins and other patriotic decorations from after the fourth of July when they are on sale (or whatever holiday your nation has) and decorate a few days before the festival of the presidential stew.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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My quote of the day today comes from a five year old girl and her father today at the grocery store. Dad is trying to scan an onion and the girl says "Mine! Me see! I want!" Father: "You'll have to get a job if you want to obtain an onion" and ain't that the truth.
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This is the perfect excuse to make your own stew recipe and call it "Presidential Stew" to be eaten the weekend of President's Day. It can be the start of a lifelong tradition for you two.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I just walked outside the school and stood there waiting for this magical "late bus" to come take me home Eventually my teacher came outside to go home and found me. She drove me home herself (she lived just down the street) and swore me to secrecy. Decades later, it is safe to share this story. <3
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When I was in 4th grade, I had to stay after school for something I don't remember. When this happened, students could take "the late bus" home. I was never told what "the late bus" actually was. It meant I was supposed to walk to the high school and take whatever bus would get me home. ..cont
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If that headline was a series I was watching on TV, I would stop it and go check to make sure I was watching the correct episode.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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You can set sail on the east coast of Canada and sail in a straight line to the west coast of Canada without touching land anywhere else.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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The state closest to Africa in the United States of America is Maine.
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Magnetically, if you are at the Central Park Zoo, then the Upper West Side is west and the Lower East Side is east, but if you go get on the Carousel afterword, it's all messed up! This might be wrong. I'm curious though if someone who actually knows what they are doing could check this.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Maybe they use magnetic north and not polar north.
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What stands out to me is the "Clearly, I think we all agree I was wrong" was used and not "I was wrong" which is never stated directly. It feels like a baserunner missing stepping on a base or something more appropriate that my sleepy brain can't come up with at 2am.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I'm hypothyroid too! I guess a plus is that I don't really sweat unless I am really working out, so not having any BO is something.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I like to feed AI's other AI art and have them create the same thing from the same prompt. I then take the ones with the most fingers and deformities and give them to more AIs. It feels illegal unless it's in Alabama.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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My hands and feet are always cold. If I walk in from the cold and someone needs me to use a touch screen my fingers barely work. I've had nurses have to take my pulse manually because my fingers were just too cold for the cheap pulse oximeter to read from.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Now I need to buy the Bluray
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I once poked a badger with a spoon.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Do you think he would share his skin care routine with me?
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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@bsky.app Do you have a usage guide for the new butterfly logo that I can review and use?
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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T-shirts are probably the most commonly used everyday way of publicly displaying artwork or sharing an opinion.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I also have five codes I am happy to give to you to give out as you see fit!
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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So he's saying he will be resigning. Probably needs time to steal a few more checkbooks first.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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You greatly overestimate my ability and motivation to annihilate. I can offer you a selection of strong words though, if you need them.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Well golly, I asked Bard to take a look at it for you. At least it admits it isn't very good at it:
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Other aggravating factors are things like stress level, blood sugar, temperature, effort (it's worse the harder you try to not shake), and just if it is a "good" day or not.
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Funnily enough the best medicine for this is alcohol (obviously not for everyone). A drink or two the tremors subside. I only do this if I need to, such as having a stack of paperwork that MUST be filled out that night.
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For me on bad days - gross motor skills are largely unaffected. Turning a steering wheel, walking, picking up and moving large objects, sitting down, are all normal. Fine motor skills such as eating from a spoon, writing with a pen, brain surgery, are all met with frustratingly useless shaky hands.
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A fountain pen is high on my list of "cool things I want that I will probably never own" - I'd like to own a typewriter as well! I have essential tremors so writing isn't always easy for me, but I want to be able to add some personal feel to things like cards.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Honestly that headline could be used every other day at this point.
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At some point what happened here tonight would have been illegal were another human involved.
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Spent the entire evening feeding an AI's art back to it as the starter image without changing the prompt. I picked the result that had the most fingers each time. It may be small, but I am doing my part to disrupt the AI ability to generate Ronald Reagan's hand holding a block of government cheese.
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These are the goofballs that dance their dinner out of the ground, aren't they? Sorry your first one this year happened this way.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Great light for a shot at midnight. How long was the exposure? Did you have to use super fancy equipment?
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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What just happened here? Did you just embarrass someone into deleting their post? :D
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I get left alone here but it's raining pornography on me over on Twitter.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Unexpected item in the bagging area.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Do you develop the film yourself too? I'd love to have my own dark room. I learned to use one in high school and loved it.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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Cats don't like vacuums. Have you tried giving them a number of tiny lint rollers to use?
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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🎵 But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do once you find them 🎵
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Moments like this will be brought back to you for the rest of your life by smell alone. One day you will smell some cinnamon that is just right enough to bring you right back there, and it will be wonderful.
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Glitch000 🖤🐘🤍💜
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I only post things on Twitter now that I know Elon won't like. Part of me wants to be banned for it. Did you hear about the Tesla strike in Sweden?
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In the 90s I had a universal remote watch from radio shack. It worked on all the TVs and VCRs in the high school and I was never caught.
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