godpatton

Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

What's stopping protest critics from starting their own protests which they can police how they want? Let's see how easy it will be for them to create pristine protests with everyone singing from their perfect hymnals. Get to work.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

The 2nd best thing is passing out downtown & waking up after midnight behind your apartment in the backseat of your buddy's car. not that i'd know anything about that

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

"who may i ask is calling," is the 1st thing out of my mouth in those situations.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 15, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

on one hand, bossman asked me to come in today, but i have a therapist appointment. on the other hand, why steal today what you can steal tomorrow.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

no time to be gay, there's too many crimes to commit

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 13:03 UTC

i had forgotten about wohl. glad to see he's doing well.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

looks like guiliani is in the receiving end of a celebrity roast

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

Old too. But I'm holding on to my childhood.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

I think the kids would call that community policing

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 12, 2024 at 13:36 UTC

i'll have you know that i touch grass every time i trip & fall when i'm outside, thank you very much

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 23, 2023 at 23:11 UTC

i see the kid inherited your wife's intelligence

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 10, 2023 at 18:08 UTC

if he lived in the apartments, he wouldn't said "my apartment that tents fo $20,000 a month". i don't think he lives there & i can't decide if that makes it worse.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 26, 2023 at 00:03 UTC

there are an ungodly amount of things wrong with our criminal justice system. that is a discussion that needs to happen. but not now. now is the time to celebrate bad things happening to bad people.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 25, 2023 at 03:25 UTC

4 years ago today

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 25, 2023 at 03:16 UTC

you'll get used to it in time

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 21:45 UTC

the price difference between the burger & the meal is too small for that to be real

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 21:23 UTC

now it's easier for you to feel cocky

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 00:15 UTC

you can make it an event. i climbed my last tree in front of my daughter on my 40th birthday. i was sore for 2 days afterward.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 00:11 UTC

I'm sure the kiddo you have loved to see you in a tree. you should try it sometime.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 22, 2023 at 00:08 UTC

did you climb a tree?

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 00:15 UTC

not sure why predictive text thought i would use that word next. i do cuss quite a bit, though.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 13, 2023 at 01:54 UTC

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 12, 2023 at 01:47 UTC

he was just ripping off brian wilson. brian wanted to go home way before nirvana did

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 17:16 UTC

the intercept has obtained an image of the leader of terrorist group planning to commit the fentynol terrorist attack.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 08, 2023 at 02:04 UTC

they're using that special exonerative voice that's usually reserved for when cops shoot someone.

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 22:19 UTC

i knew it had to be mms. some people give themselves enimas with that shit

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:43 UTC

i bet you felt like a horse's tookus

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godpatton @godpatton.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 07, 2023 at 20:40 UTC

"unprovoked"

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