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Mr. Am I Being Detained

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Forcing John Roberts into a recursive contradiction that tears reality apart by asking him if a Jan. 6 participant could sleep outside the Capitol the night before

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ganondorf packwatch's avatar ganondorf packwatch @pfish.zone
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the law forbidding people to sleep outside the Capitol was an agency interpretation of a congressional statute

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Jinesh Gheeya, MD, PhD's avatar Jinesh Gheeya, MD, PhD @jinesh.bsky.social
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Well you can ticket them for homelessness but not for insurrection.

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clear's avatar clear @clearspark.bsky.social
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John Roberts: youtu.be/WOCntkuIXds

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ZHUGE LIANG 285/600$'s avatar ZHUGE LIANG 285/600$ @shuchancellor.online
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a logic trap, hell yeah, no way alito can get out of that one, like a legal phantom zone

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I don't think his unprecedented Judicial Activism will be seen as a bad thing amongst his sponsors.

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Mr. Am I Being Detained 's avatar Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social
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Thank you to the people explaining to me that John Roberts is ideologically inconsistent, in return I will teach you what a “joke” is

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John Roberts doesn't care about law. He cares about who you are. If you are a rich, white, christian and conservative or fascist, he is on your side. The less you match this, the less he is on your side. That's really all there is to him

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ͲᏂҽ⠀ᗪ໐ƈ৳໐ɾ's avatar ͲᏂҽ⠀ᗪ໐ƈ৳໐ɾ @doctorwh.ooo
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Jess's avatar Jess @mmebahorel.bsky.social
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If he answers the right way, he'll get a gratuity?

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Asian Cajun Socialist's avatar Asian Cajun Socialist @dissidentelizabeth.bsky.social
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Only if they give the Congressperson who arranged their reconnaissance tour a thank-you payment afterwards

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THE BOOK GIRL 's avatar THE BOOK GIRL @the-book-girl.bsky.social
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highly underrated tweet otd

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WalkingTaako's avatar WalkingTaako @walkingtaako.bsky.social
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You could generate free energy from the spinning

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ndndad's avatar ndndad @ndndad.bsky.social
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Everyone knows only corporations get to sleep outside the Capitol like hobos

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Dave's avatar Dave @davebrowne.bsky.social
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I had the same thought but it was "pregnant president" and "abortion".

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danger and dance's avatar danger and dance @jai-dit.bsky.social
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If only we could make him promptly vanish in a puff of logic...!

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Mateo's avatar Mateo @mateocaballero.bsky.social
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Nah, the real test is camping outside of Capitol to bribe member of congress.

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Mateo's avatar Mateo @mateocaballero.bsky.social
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Held: You can only arrest them if they don’t have a home and they are not there to prevent the certification of the electoral college count.

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Maya Media's avatar Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social
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If Roberts & anti-Roberts were to collide, they would release enough energy to tear a hole in space-time.

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