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Mr. Am I Being Detained

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This is what every executive who says they “work 18 hours a day” means

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
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(I used to work 5 am to 8 or 10 pm. I was drinking by noon. But I wasn't not working. I was just working, drinking, and crying.)

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Hank G's avatar Hank G @neqone.bsky.social
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100%. "When I'm golfing it's work because I'm networking." "When I am taking a shower it's work because I'm brainstorming about the future." "When I take a dump for half an hour shitposting on Twitter it's work because I'm increasing our social media engagement." "Unlike my lazy workers..."

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I have a busy season every year where I’m forced to work 15-18 hours a days for a few weeks. Anyone who did a real job at that pace would look like a methhead and be about as irritable

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