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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Here in New York we're a week from the end of the school year, so here are some options for free meals for kids & teenagers, as well as for summertime EBT assistance. Share. It's going to be a hot summer but shouldn't be a hungry one.
www.opt-osfns.org/schoolfoodny...

otda.ny.gov/programs/sum...

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

One weird hangover of Covid for me is that I am still hoarding sriracha.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

Stat Wars job coach: “Are you a Coruscan or a Coruscant?”

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

This is not just a reason for Alito to recuse, but a reason to resign. This is Christian Nationalism and certainly not in any way an impartial justice. politicalwire.com/2024/06/10/a...

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

There’s always a chance that the person typing this just got surprised and accidentally hit send. “Endorsed by…” clown with knife enters room “JESUS CHRIST”

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

I don’t know dude I just like it here.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Oof

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Oof Lauren Fox on CNN says the upside down flag is a sign of a country in distress and no mention of J6 or the Alitos. Like you don’t even need to bring up the Alitos but you should definitely mention the connection to MAGA world.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 20:58 UTC

Dear film fans, Please go see Furiosa and support this kind of moviemaking.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

Wait but if I am a Texan what should I do?

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

As much as I am worried about a second Trump presidency I am as worried about the message it would send to his supporters that they can act with impunity.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 19:17 UTC

I mean the number of Americans that are dead because he let the assault weapons ban lapse makes him one of history’s greatest alone… and that doesn’t even count Iraq.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

It starts

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 16:26 UTC

As a Gen Xer I both resent and second this.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

I cannot believe it just occurred to me how appropriate it is that Trump is facing 88 charges.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

So let’s see with the disney/max bundle you will have programming from ABC, Fox, HBO, Cartoon Network, Discovery, Dinsey jr/XD, (ESPN probs and more… starting to feel pretty cabley.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

COLBERT: “The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news 'at' you.”

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Need sriracha fire extinguisher for real

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

Seeing the Bosstones play in Clueless was MAYBE 11 years ago.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 16:15 UTC

It me

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

Matt Beloni: The IP (for Fall Guy) doesn’t mean anything to anyone younger than 50. EXCUSE ME I am 46 and I loved that show!

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Columbia law students: no nooooo the 5th circuit won’t hire us nooooo

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

She’s so pious she used to host a show with Eliot Spitzer

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] May 03, 2024 at 19:39 UTC

One easy way to listen to Pivot at 2x is just skipping everything Galloway says.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

This feels like when I found out there was an act 2 to Into The Woods.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 23:33 UTC

Woman who couldn’t train an animal to murder one kind of animal gets upset when it murders a different kind of animal so she murders that first animal and wants to be vice president.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 25, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Optimum truly has the worst customer service of any company I’ve ever had to deal with.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Many years ago David Pecker was a regular of mine at a bar in New Jersey (dirty Grey Goose martini up) and tried to hire me because he was looking to turn the NE into a real bastion of journalism. 😂😂😂

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 23, 2024 at 18:14 UTC

You just need a Pirin tablet

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Note to self: never tell your 5 year old the story of Passover without planning for a lot of questions about how you get sheep blood and can ghosts still take your first born.

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

youtu.be/ZgdPmThWiy4?...

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

Shogun may be the best written show on tv right now

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

Found a jury of Trump’s peers

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Dismissed juror on CNN talking about seeing Trump in the courtroom: “Oh… he’s just a dude.” Trump can be brought down by the ballot box and the courts because he is truly “just a dude.”

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PatKing @gonzojunk.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 16:41 UTC

I’m just gonna say that Sleepy Don is lazy. I would go with Donald Slump.

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