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@goronic.bsky.social

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Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp!
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D

• he/him • 32 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: ko-fi.com/goronic

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:07 UTC

but do the utility companies accept DA points though?

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Please do!

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

it was me

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

It's the worst and it needs to be destroyed

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:07 UTC

>:0

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

WHO TOLD YOU

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:38 UTC

Where

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

I may hate how algorithms think that anything I say or do should now become my entire personality, but I enjoy Affectionately Bullying™ my friends for their Weird Interests (affectionate)™ more. :D

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:22 UTC

Not weird at all. I wouldn't want to talk to someone who looks like they're constantly judging me either.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

Heck yeah! 👀👀👀👀

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

buy cute undies 👁✨

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

Thank you for enjoying him and his VERY SPICY 18+ lewd nudity (NSFW). 👀✨

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

Oh, and here's a secret alternate nude version (VERY spicy) of one of the goblins.

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

*still hasn't drawn him again* Oops 😳✨

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[ View ] Sep 06, 2023 at 22:29 UTC

also a shorc (shark orc) who I only ever drew once

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:59 UTC

My goodness! 😱

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

or else what? 😱😱

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:55 UTC

My air conditioner keeps breaking, so sadly there's not much difference between inside and outside at the moment. 😔

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

I agree. Post underpant.

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[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 18:11 UTC

🌭✖2️⃣

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

They should start air conditioning the outside too. 92° (feels like 105°) is too hot for me to have to mow the lawn. 🙃

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[ View ] Aug 20, 2023 at 18:09 UTC

More of him, and also a couple of unrelated sharks. :D

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[ View ] Aug 19, 2023 at 23:52 UTC

🦈

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

It seems to have gone back to normal after the latest crash. IDK what was causing it though. oHo

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[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

Desktop Firefox has been freezing and/or crashing on me constantly today, and each new freeze happens sooner than the previous one. oHo

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

Dino dudes (WIP)

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Heck yeah! Become a disgustingly horny freak (affectionate)!! >:D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

good :D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

a don't :0

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

dabbing

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

Same

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Understandable. :D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

You'll just gain a reputation as a huge dork though, and that's arguably almost as good. :D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:21 UTC

Rude! But understandable. :D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:20 UTC

Post them :)

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

I see. >:D

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

Nice. 😎✨ What do your least cool ones have? 👁

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Maybe even two!

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Heck yeah! 😎

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

Cool Underpant™

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Oh no 😱

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

I'LL NEVER SHARE MY SECRETS

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

You NEED some. 👀👀👀👀👀👀

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

It's like how they can fit a whole mattress in a box. Your ass is made of memory foam. :D

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:53 UTC

...Mostly just a lot of small stuff, because leaving it unattended for long prints makes me nervous. :P

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Let's see... A tablet pen holder that looks like the master sword pedestal (but colored copper because that's the only filament I had at the time), a lamp shade that's no longer with us, lots of little hardware like a headphone hook that attaches to my desk, a prop for a local theatre group...

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

Maybe someday?? I never travel, and I live with my family, so IDK if I'm ready for any potential awkwardness. Also I can't afford to travel anyway. :P

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:27 UTC

Yeah, got one a few years ago. I hardly ever use it though because it's usually more work than it's worth to get anything to print properly. :P

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

Oh, IDK. I think it was only like, 50¢ worth of material and an hour and a half of printing time? So not much, probably. :P I'd probably need to get a new bed for my printer first though, and also I've never mailed anything and I'm TERRIFIED that I'll somehow fail at it. :D

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[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 04:43 UTC

I was too dumb to realize it was a bot until a day or two after I removed myself from the conversation, so no. 😭

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