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Britt (she/her)

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Legally married to Edgar Allan Poe. I have a real husband too. I love vampires more than I love most people. I talk about horror, Halloween, goth shit, and books. Should be in grad school studying folklore, but I’m on Bluesky instead.


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Thank you ☺️

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Yesss

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Now I’m the REAL goth mommy. (Gonna mess with the wig to make it look better tho)

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🖤

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🖤

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The sads are back. I’m ok and safe. But the sads are back

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Ted Cruz is what you get when you order an Eddie Munster from Wish. Ted Cruz is what you get when Danny DeVito is unavailable to reprise his role as The Penguin. Ted Cruz is the kid in high school who tried to sell you his mom’s oregano.

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😂😂

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Then there’s me in my room with red wine and this

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But true

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my damn neighborhood is full of suburban dads who are heavily compensating with fireworks because they can’t make their wives cum

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I wish lol. The funny thing is that he and I are both prescribed it in the same dosage 😅

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My dog is stoned on trazodone. I love this for him

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Goth girl does a patriotism

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Having the last of our belongings delivered today. They gave us a window of 7-9am. On July 4th. This is the most army thing ever 😂

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It’s a home 🖤 Still no working address, but at least it looks like home.

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Anyway

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Sure! I may not have the answers but you’re welcome to message me

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Living proof of genetic hotness. My sister and I circa 2007

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Parents not supportive? Fuck them and fuck that. I’m your mom now. Your fairy goth mother. You are worthy of love and you deserve to exist in your own identity.

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If he approves, we approve 🖤

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How to get ladies as a straight man: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Be Hozier

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I don’t really vibe with Taylor Swift, but I love me some Olivia Rodrigo

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If this app could stop randomly signing me out, that’d be great

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Oh fuck this!! 😡😤😡😤

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That is the most important thing

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I love it so much that I’m afraid to pick ceiling fans and a chandelier 😂

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Tired

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My grandmother brought us a bucket of fresh peaches and my friends if you want to taste heaven, get you a bucket of fresh South Carolina peaches

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All of this super huge closet is MINE and *just* mine 😍

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So far my favorite interaction is when we told our new neighbors that our oldest will be going to the high school and the guy goes “oh the new one?” And we got to tell him we were here when it was one building 😂. Hashtag not newbs

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I am on the floor of my master bedroom. I’m home.

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In Alabama. Tomorrow we will be home 🖤

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WE ARE OUT OF TEXAS

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Night

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Cleared Dallas and stopping for the night. I’m beat

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HALF of what I’ve driven today 😭

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I am in Arlington, TX. I left El Paso at 6am. And we’re pushing through Dallas before we stop for the night. I’m so tired 😴

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YES. THIS.

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As a southern slutty sex goddess myself, the HAWK TUAH girl is my soul sister

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In a sexual relationship with “Angel” by Aerosmith

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Nope, this is the one we’re leaving lol. But it is a great house.

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*nods in 38 years old*

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Life update

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I grew up in the space between grunge and butt rock/nu metal. I was listening to Nirvana, Alice In Chains, and Disturbed.

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I’m old enough to remember Seven Mary Three, to have seen them live, and to know that Water’s Edge and My, My > Cumbersome

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No just driving 😂

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Oh no 😂

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I remembered to pack my vibrators in my suitcase instead of letting the movers pack them please clap

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How to turn a pink sundress into a goth pink sundress

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