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punk’s not dead it’s planting native wildflowers


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if you garden in the rain at dusk you get wet but i’ll tell you what you don’t get is heatstroke like i don’t hate it

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i don’t really expect the chamomile to mature but it’s two year old seed stock so i might as well toss it in the dirt and hope for the best

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plus every other adult who plays guitar has been playing obsessively for thirty years and you’re like cool cool cool i’m brand fuckin new at this nbd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i’ve been playing for four years and it’s marginally better but very humbling to learn i think

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was just seized with a sudden compulsion and went out and planted peas and chamomile in the pouring rain at dusk, no raincoat, no sensible shoes, just marianne dashwooding that shit

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aronia echinacea elderberry pink lemonade with sparkling water in it. could be the move all summer

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absolutely correct vibe for today

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listened to all of in rainbows and kid a and now i’ve moved on to the national, it’s a sad dad day fr fr

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the world: is sodden, hung heavy with grey clouds drenching the gardens with a steady and constant downpour my brain, frantic: everything in it's right place IMMEDIATELY

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it’s pouring rain all day today and i am going to listen to radiohead about it

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god i wish i was out so i could wear this shirt

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the websites be like “board shorts and a rash guard” no babe i wanna show skin

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they should make more bathing suits for slutty mascs bc like i don’t wanna show any cleavage whatsoever but i do wanna make all straight people question their sexuality at all times and you can’t do that in a “gender neutral unitard” i’ll tell you that for free

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we went to baseball and i said we’re going baseball mode. i made pizza and i said im going pizza mode. etcetera

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the meme that is stuck in my head today

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maybe i could be better now since ive spent the intervening years saying fuck a lot on twitter dot com

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as i wandered through my garden today i thought, “the problem with my writing voice is that, though it is beautiful, it is too earnest and metaphorical” and i can’t believe i had to step away from it for a decade in order to receive this revelation

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i am thinking it over and this book feels like frog and toad but for gay adults instead of gay children

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two random photography accounts liked my last post about my nephew i think bc i used the phrase fashion influencer and i had to block them for the safety of not only myself but also my nephew who must not be affected by their bad spells

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i lowkey believe that social media is a kind of magic and if you get likes or follows or whatever from random ppl who are tracking certain phrases that’s a hex being put on you and you have to block them as a ward against their evil

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my favourite fashion influencer is a my cousin’s 7yo and today he’s wearing brown cords/black converse high tops/black & white graphic tee so tomorrow that’s what i’ll wear

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probably in part because i know it so well, its the same with singing harmony in that it works best with songs i already know inside out

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the national’s bloodbuzz ohio is so fun to solo over

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a big watermelon is so odious to have in your fridge. so spherical and inefficient and intractable

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i just saw a trans guy duetting a song he wrote with his pre-transition self on ig and it fucked me up it’s so gorgeous and bittersweet

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making french toast in my swimsuit because it is the motherfucking WEEKEND

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i feel like you’d vibe with the book Odd Apples

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the moment has arrived ✨✨✨

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and it comes so easily to me it feels fake, but it lets other people for whom long conversations with ppl looking to connect with community resources comes easily do that instead of worry about kitchen inventory. fucking amazing shit, man

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i was so scared, like literally on the verge of tears bring my mom along for moral support, to volunteer bc im not good with people. and then having someone who was enthusiastic about spreadsheets and shelf organization was so exciting and helpful for them

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and the thing that’s constantly amazing to me is how much they needed exactly what was easiest for me to offer

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one of the best things i did for my mental health this year was start volunteering for my local free community cafe. feels incredibly better to be boots on the ground part of a solution to concrete local problems than to be scrolling through online handwringing abt stuff in the world you can’t fix

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i have to put the clean sheets on my bed and THEN i have to wash my hair and it feels very insurmountable rn but at the end of this ordeal i get to put my clean self with clean hair into a clean bed that smells like bleach and fresh air and it will all be worth it, i just know it

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are you kidding, it slaps

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i need it to rain like really hard so i can walk around my gardens and yard and watch all the water flowing so i know where to put deep-rooted grasses/riparian plants

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reading this fast read very slowly by the pool this week. they are lesbians who live together on a swedish island and it’s very blesséd and good

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i am in a group chat with a bunch of boomers/olds who work at the free community cafe with me and they lovvve to introduce themselves at the beginning of their texts it’s so cute like “hi it’s ____ i won’t be able to come in today” thx babe they do put your name up there on every text u send 😊

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should be glean not clean haha

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bands used to have their genres on their profiles but now you just have to clean from context clues and i am always low-grade mad about it

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“i was a weird little freak without provocation, and a very normal person seemed to be wishing i wasn’t” okay??????

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me @ polo shirts

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yeah and like it’s so that-year coded like we were all listening to it, defining tracks of the year, the sound of summer ‘09

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heavy rotation this week

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like i’ve made it work for me obviously but think of the time i could’ve saved if i didn’t have to

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god knew i’d be too powerful if i didn’t have invent all my own hairstyles from scratch because nothing anyone else has ever worn looks good on my weird hapsburg-ass head shape

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should i wear the same fit for the third day in a row? (for reference, the fit is hard)

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truly incredible how fucking good the holdy steady are 🥲

open.spotify.com/track/7AfOU5...

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i’m actually freaking out about this i went out twice today to check my borage and did not see a single bee of any species and like bees fucking love borage

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it’s truly like, have people ever tried being normal? like, just being regular??

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didn’t see a single june bug this year oh god

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