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Unrepentant Cannibal Found Guilty of Consuming His Own Wife Tells Shocked Jury His Favourite Movie Is Gladiator
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Comedy writer, GIF & meme maker with many millions of views, non-binary, poster
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Unrepentant Cannibal Found Guilty of Consuming His Own Wife Tells Shocked Jury His Favourite Movie Is Gladiator
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Really straining the life outa the joke template with this version of it from Discord just now
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Me: It's crazy how every country gets its own little song Date: Yeah national anthems are a bit weird when you look at them objecti... Me: I'm talking about Eurovision babe
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As if on Schedule Yet Another Creator of Your Most Favourite Media Revealed To Be a Horrible Human
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I guess it's a testament to the fuel source that Vin Diesel got more mileage
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Nihilist abstract artists be all like "what's the pointillism?"
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Forgive me for this classically relevant Stardew Valley meme
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Martina's been so disappointing, she's another example of how opportunistically "women in sports" has been used as a cynical disingenuous wedge issue to attack trans women and attempt to deny them the right to exist in society because they're somehow "cheating" or "being sneaky" for simply existing
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Martina Navratilova had a storied career playing tennis on clay but it wasn't until she retired that she really started to enjoy being on TERF
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Of course children yearn for games where they earn rewards digging for precious resources, they're literally minors
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Shoutout to the bible for giving Adam a first person perspective
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[KFC Pitch Meeting] Marketing: How can we make it clear our chicken tastes amazing? Colonel: I've got an idea Marketing: Please, tell us! Colonel: So you know how everyone in the world loves nothing more than to lick & suck on their dirty little fingers right? Marketing, nervously: Uh... sure boss
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Me: Hey, I got new record today! I did 100kg on the french press! Gym buddy: Congra... wait weren't you working on your bench press? Me, taking sip out of steaming 100 litre coffee mug: Hmm?
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Date: Why is there a stack of serviettes on your bed next to your pillow? Me: I need them to accompany me while I sleep Date: O... kay... why? Me: They're my nap kin
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Date: Why is there a stack of serviettes on your bed next to your pillow? Me: I need them to accompany me while I sleep Date: O... kay... why? Me: They're my nap kin
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Sure I could be doom posting, but everyone else seems to be taking care of that so my voice won't add anything, and besides I thought maybe it'd be a nice respite to provide something silly where people could take a break for a moment
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Crazy how "foot pursuit" and "pursuit of feet" have such wildly different meanings and outcomes
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They should spell it m-ocean sickness
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When it comes to nominative determinism is it really any surprise that the guy named Vehicle Identification Number Diesel is most famous for starring in a long running series of movies about cars?
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Something you can only really appreciate if you have actual public transport infrastructure
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The sun is they/them These are the rules
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Outraging conservatives by pointing out we live in a non-binary star system
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Breaking: Client Flees Beauty Salon Without Paying After Receiving Deluxe $740 Mani-Pedi & Full Body Wax, Police Say To Be on the Lookout for a Smooth Criminal
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I won a meme competition
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Back in my day you could just tell jokes right out of a joke book someone else had written & you didn't have to hand craft all of your jokes yourself, but you can't do that anymore, because of bespoke
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hello everypony
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*staring at pictures of cowboys with abs* sh... sh... shRedDed Redemption
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Took me a few glances but, that's not actually a cigarette
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It got worse, I couldn't help myself someone challenged me and made me make it worse
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[Star Wars Culinary Academy, Day 1] Jar Jar: Misa en place???
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Stephen King is the epitome of Maine Character Syndrome
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Theology's heating up on the CatholicMatch dating service
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The thing you bought you actually don't own, you're just subscribed to it, & also you have to watch ads to use it, but please enjoy your AI crisped crypto toast that burned down a hectare of forest & 2 pools of water to make, & it's worse than just regular toast you used to be able to make yourself
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Oh my, it really was, wasn't it!
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can we leave who out of what? 😘
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I am reminded of a silly Michelangelo themed meme I made a few days ago
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I've heard tell that a crush liking you back can lead to sex But I've not had any confirmation from other parties
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Wild how AIPAC is this parasite on US politics, on the US itself, dedicated to ensuring the funding of Palestinian genocide is not only never interrupted, but never dared be questioned
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"raw oral argument goodness" is definitely not a sequence of words I'll use as a phrase for other purposes
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I ordered dinner and some wine today from two separate sources, I watched the two race one another until they both arrived at my place within minutes of each other The best I've managed was a few weeks ago, when both arrived at the same time, I felt like I'd orchestrated a miracle in the universe
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Big Bob's Burgers season 01 energy, Torpedo Jones! getyarn.io/yarn-clip/13...
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Turds of a pleather
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They fail to realise it works both ways bsky.app/profile/grae...
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adding greebled vs non-greebled to give the spectrum some depth
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Fascist leaders creating lists of those of us who oppose fascism apparently unaware WE also know who THEY are
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Fascist leaders creating lists of those of us who oppose fascism apparently unaware WE also know who THEY are
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If he doesn't want to do the tour anymore, he could always split on it
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Timberlake's desperately trying to get a head of this
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The mashup nobody wanted
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Orgasm Denial Fetishist Claims Favourite Part of Jigsaw Is Finding Edge Pieces
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