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Granddad [Yoshimitsu Main™️]

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#abgpbg Always Be Giving People Baked Goods | retired horny police detective | garbage Twitter emeritus | forever depressed | Down with OPP (Other People's Pets) | I probably saw your pet on a feed and reposted. I just want people to smile 🙂


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I really hate seeing people waste food for internet points, no matter how small

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There was a white lady that made lasagna or something in a non-traditional way and some white dude was all "can white women not". He at least got roasted

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No video means YouTube short I guess… 🦩

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There was an epidemic of people who wanted so badly to be part of black Twitter so bad they just made stuff up and added "white people" in the tweet somewhere.

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She flamingo 😍

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That's right

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In stardew valley, I missed a festival, passed out on my way home and started cussing about the mayor. Wasn't his fault I stayed too long in the mines but someone is getting it

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👀👀

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It's funny as hell having a pituitary tumor literally going through my skull, fucking up every hormone I have and I'm still normal. What a time

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I would personally play one of the many popular video games instead off scromiting about Palestinians getting money but I guess I'm built different (better)

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Welcome to Biden's america

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Happy birthday. Hope the donut is good

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okay I'm gone for really real now. These Stardew Valley gold bricks won't make themselves

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Nah you good. We used to follow each other until he unfollowed me. Then he just became a joke stealing weirdo and palling around with other grifters and that was it for me. Then he just had borderline racist shit

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I love being right

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Q's blood when they see some "life begins at conception" shit

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wait...one more thing:

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Lol Beth? I didn't notice.

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Just came here to say "I told you so" about Kenneth. Don't get cancelled while I'm away 🫡💙

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Couldn't keep from being a bigger loser

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Jussayin

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I know where all of this is. I wasn't sure if you meant Illinois but now, yeah this makes sense. More churches than houses

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Y'all were too busy laughing at the tweets he stole and defending him from bigot libs, y'all skipped over his own bigotry. I would say "lesson learned" but lol y'all never learn

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Damn, an intercept writer is a bigot. Who would have saw that coming? At least he can start saying "white people are becoming extinct" instead of "white working class" now.

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This how they get you. You're enjoying yourself then BLAM politics.

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❤️ get better soon

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I've said on twitter, people like to turn their accounts into the first tweet that went viral. It's annoying because they need that high and they don't be knowing nothing on the subject

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what is going on? What the hell did I miss? Why are people doing this? Please. I need a specialist.

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This is funny as hell. I'm just imagining him saying this himself. Like that account that said trump was telling people he was going to give them debt again.

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"Me, a black woman explaining to my white husband about the Kendrick/Drake beef" Ma'am I see how you are dressed, even you don't understand. I know you just googled "soul food" for this video about "black dishes". Cabbage look boiled.

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bro gave a twitch streamer explanation. Nah he guilty as hell

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neil gaiman did that shit

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Yeah imma need that dnc diss track now.

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Muh fucka said "gave you even see"

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ah time to spiral see yall in some days 🫡💔

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Take your time playa. No rush as always

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Mopping with no depth perception on a floor where I can't tell if it's dirty or the pattern. Maybe taking your shoes off at the door should be a law

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Instead of name searching on bluesky dot PD, y'all could be doing this

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Lol this made me laugh. Imma cry about it later but now, I'm laffin

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Nah you spittin

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I stopped by on of my biggest haters websites today 🙏🏾 Just to make sure them niggas was deactivated

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I just have to know if you got them hands or not

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Let me know. I might have to just get another Samsung again lol 😔

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole all of my lamps. I know I should be mad. I was delighted.

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Cool cool. Always appreciated

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oh nevermind, device too old. So uhhhh...you still got an old phone?

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shit I forgot I sent this lol. I was going to ask if you still had any of those phones avavilable but I got the old pixel 3a xl going so I"m good to go

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Getting people to call a truce. Only you lol

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