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Abstract concept, cautionary tale. Former accidental cat dad.
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the final text on screen over the freeze-frame at the end of a triumphant biopic PRIME MINISTER SIR CHRISTOPHER LUXON HAD A FIVE-MINUTE MEETING WITH THE SECRETARY FOR THE UNDERSECRETARY OF THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR.
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(Foxy’s monocle falls out)
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NZ: pffft no way Kiwis behave like that, there is no depression etc etc not in upright bluff honest Nu Zillun COALITION: oh you just fucking watch us matey
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They’re pushing against an open door.
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they use the same mechanism for a Motorised Andrew Tate kit for boys
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this is why Warhol started a factory
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a bigger shill did it and ran away
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The V with extra guarana in it
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Bish’s great-great-grandfather?
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“Hurricane” is Cruz’s secretary, who looked at the schedule and said “Christopher who?”
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ironically a second Trump term would be excellent for US airports
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jeezus that’s embarrassing
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most people use a loofah you know
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haven’t listened to one of these in a while, even Teleprompter Trump sounds like he’s coming out of anaesthesia
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Rooting for Alex!
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Five men, one toilet. Go!
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“oh well back to tracing Hobbits”
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not perverted enough for Bakshi
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Santa predicting Xmas
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straight outta Roswell
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bard to the bone
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DANIELLE WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
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one of those devices where you’re glad they kept the instructions so you can tell what the hell it is
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gotta move those candidates around somehow
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Dog: WALKIES?
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going by the rest of our trade markets I assume if any New Zealander makes a milkshake TOO delicious it’s immediately confiscated and exported
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from the person who brought you archipelago…
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I assumed it was because of you 😂
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oof as your estimation lowers their grotesqueness rises
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something of a coo
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see some of us have limits for puns LYNDON
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"Awful thing happens unconnectedly to awful person"
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NARRATOR FROM 2044: um
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Just discovered an unopened chilled energy drink by the side of the road near my house. This is obviously a test.
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Swede 😂
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play it at 0.75x speed and you can pretend it’s Karl Urban
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gotta balance those Copic markers somewhere
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what this world needs is fewer fundies and more fun undies
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The Alan Parsnip Project Gourdshirt Brassica Creeting Cake
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“sure you don’t want any advice?” “nah Chris we’re good thanks”
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“dammit not again”
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measured in inches in that you would not want to give them one
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where is the dick menu?
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Minions memes?
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have you tried slicing them thinly and simmering them for 30 minutes with chicken
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gonna Louis Wain that sucker
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