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calling for a shutdown of Italians until we figure out what the hell is going on
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dad, amateur podcaster Not really Bartolo Colon
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calling for a shutdown of Italians until we figure out what the hell is going on
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Warner is the wealthiest Democrat in Congress, with a net worth over $200mm
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what if Biden was locked in a room with a nuclear bomb that's going to detonate in 60 seconds unless he says the n word??? but Kamala is also in the room looking him in the eye while he does it? would he make the right decision????? would he COST AMERICAN LIVES?!?!?
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if any of us knew how to read for comprehension we wouldn't be stuck yelling at people here, this article shows that we're all mindless dopes
walterfootball.com/nbadraftgrad...
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it's like the old saying, "hate the sin, give the sinner unlimited power to do more sinning"
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I find Thanksgiving more bearable by remembering that Lincoln proclaimed the first observance of Thanksgiving in honor of those who fought at Gettysburg, so we can all be thankful that the confederacy ate shit
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Sources close to MSM say reporters are in cognitive decline
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he's a character in the 3rd From Dusk til Dawn movie
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on polish heritage night, the players go around the bases backwards
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I think we should go the other way and force every politician to justify their actions in front of a court after each term
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good thing the SC says it's a-ok for him to rule as a divine right monarch this time
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western civilization fell when women started doing core workouts
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I for one can't believe Crown Prince Bonesaw would be involved in any funny business
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thank you for showing us the way 🙏
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Focus on paying your tea taxes or whatever it is you weirdos do over there USA! USA! USA!
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
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Franklin definitely would have rooted for Niles
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my "I can't operate my organization without sex abuse insurance" t-shirt is raising questions etc etc
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I can't believe I'm typing this, but sick burn on Zuck
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my understanding is that kind of thing only really works if kind indigenous people help you out and then, once you're on your feet, you kill them
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seems like a slippery slope
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ur new ssn will be ur credit card #, pls type it in here for confirmation 👍
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forcing the barstool bros to vote 3rd party for the hawk tuah girl
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damn I didn't know Zhukov was in a wheelchair
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Eventually you get emails telling you the best gift you can give yourself is a colonoscopy and then you quit birthdays and medicine
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People from any other country get really upset if you get a good "USA! USA!" chant going, because they know they have no comeback.
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I was Team Robert Mueller and the Rule of Law, everyone fucking hated me
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if someone with interviewing experience wanted to be helpful, they should offer to interview you for HDYGH. turn the tables as a fun treat for the audience
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I like to imagine all the DNC hacks arguing over which old evil guy is Palpatine
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Phil bryant is the one who should have to move out of Mississippi, as he is chased by an angry mob
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I think the move might be to talk up all this "Trump raped kids with Epstein" stuff
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He has 60 seconds to remove 100 bells from a mannequin without making a sound
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This could be really good if Mr. Lynch has final edit on each episode
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I'm guessing Sophie is 10x more effective than Newsome and Hendrickson combined
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I can't be certain, but I think he's experiencing discomfort because his head is in his ass
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watching Kamala step over his corpse to finish the interview would be pretty dope
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braver than the troops 🫡
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yeah I can't decide what to get America for her birthday either
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I've heard this was a conversation he had with Rob Schneider when he hosted SNL, and imagine being such a pos that Rob Schneider is the normal one in the story
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having control of France is a good predictor of quitting a fight for control of France
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our biggest problem right now is politics isn't interesting
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He's back!
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this calls for doomer fundraising emails and telling people to vote!
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equity requires both subscribers and nonsubscribers have equal ability to sign in to xbox
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Eric Adams needs to do something insane to get us all back on track
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Drew as Home Minister
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that's offensive to me as a very slow person
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you would make a great PM of UK tho
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one of my most closely held beliefs is that anyone too young to remember Kennedy being shot can't be a True Boomer
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it really goes beyond people lacking reading comprehension to a refusal to even engage with the content bc of what they think it says
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also you usually get a sticker
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