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M Ramberg

@grebmar.bsky.social

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Writer, musician, artist, enthusiastic amateur.


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Shave your head. Grow a beard. It's the only way.
New in Mirthful Hijinks

#mirthfulhijinks
#comics
#bald

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If we spoke different languages British culture would be impenetrable.

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Serious The Onion editorial vibe in that head-shot.

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Partially related: I reread Stuart Little, the classic kids book by EB White and was startled by how bleak and nihilist it is and how that was probably a reaction to living through 2 horrific wars and the pulverization of the world he grew up in.

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As part of my official duties as President, I'm gonna have to ask you to open the bank vault and hand over all your cash.

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Now's the time for Biden to do that crime spree he's been planning for years.

#longgame

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Buy a garbage can, they put it in a bag to take it home. Get it home, take the can out of the bag, put the bag in the garbage can. Paraphrasing Lily Tomlin, I think.

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Are you not saying what it sounds like you are not saying?

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Okay, I still don't get it. Yes I know who both those people are and the format of the joke. And I'm a GenXer.

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Breaking news: This includes the original run of Plastic Man!

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I'm curious to know how 'alternatives to Biden' is trending on Google this morning.

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So true it hurts.

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Why is it angry at me?

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Hey all you genius disruptors, how about you come up with a way for me to get free content without a zillion pop-up ads.

#freethecontent
#youworkforme

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All rainbows exist only to those who've seen them. So, multiply everyone who's seen a rainbow times the sum of all rainbows they've seen.

#dude

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Who will ride the slogan 'I suck less' to victory in November, Biden or the other guy, who absolutely sucks more. ?

Meet the ‘double haters’ who could decide the election

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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It was a metaphor, dude.

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I think it's true nobody wants AI, but also 80% of everyone I know is using it. Both these things are true.

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'Area funny man pays rent with exposure.'

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Funny ha-ha or funny horrific?

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Wy do fans have any setting other than 2? Illusion of choice, I guess.

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I feel like this would make a perfect City Connect jersey. Just do one in baby blue and *chef kiss*
#sayhey

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Hitchcock, Kubrick, and Spielberg.

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3. If your business model involves violating copyright law on an unprecidented scale to destroy another industry with an inferior product just long enough for you to escape with bags of cash before lawmakers catch on — You’re not in business. You’re in organized crime.

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After spending half an hour on Capcut, which is a tool designed to ease the drudgery from creating infinite hours of time-wasting shitposts, I can second this emotion.

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“I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again — Ludicity”

ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-...

> This isn't a recipe for disaster, it's a cookbook for someone looking to prepare a twelve course fucking catastrophe.

Today’s must-read

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I swear to God the proper spelling of sorcerer is sorceror, with an o at the end, did this get Bernstein Bared like the rest of my childhood?

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Also, those outfits would totally kill as City Connect uniforms.

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Rejected Bob Seger album name?

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Jackie knew Puff was a dragon. He took the risk.

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People: I have invented computers! Machines that follow instructions! They don't guess at what you want because that would defeat the purpose of automation! AI: Hear me out on this...maybe we could guess just a little? People: Hey, sure why not!

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Also it's not a good movie. Boring.

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Ah yes, City Connect uniforms. What better way to make the fans say 'Who the heck am I watching here? Do I care?'

#mlb
#baseball

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I'm still miffed that the definitions of GenX gives boomers three more years than us.

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Hold on a minute guys, I'm gonna go become an expert on bump stocks, and then I'm gonna write the hottest take of the day.

#bumpstocks

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Put all the Supreme Court on a yacht and point it at the Orcas.

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Peanut Butter Afficianado

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And how did they decide on moderate as a slightly shorter form of hold steady? It's like prices are chairing a debate on their own value.

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Wow. Refreshingly horrifying!

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Why can't you save all the daily tickets and redeem them for a monthly pass when you get enough? Seems like it should be an option.

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You can calculate hypotheticals. That's what accountants do all day long. Why do you hate accountants, you fascist!

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Once again Mary Worth produces a surreal masterpiece, this time involving Wilbur and his dead fish. I hope this time Wilbur doesn't get swept out to sea and land on a deserted island.

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The real problem with most of the City Connect uniforms isn't that they're bad, it's that they're unnecessary. Also, yeah, lots of them are really bad.

#mlb
#cityconnect
#baseball

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It means in this case connect with the 1986 Seattle Mariners.

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