Greenwich Mean Slime

Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 05:03 UTC

I'm not exaggerating when I say that that chimpanzee was the scariest thing I've ever seen in a movie

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:49 UTC

Hardest CAPTCHA test ever

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

That's what it feels like to be Online

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 07:09 UTC

Anyone with with one armoured arm just looks cooler than everyone else, those are the rules

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 06:18 UTC

I'm neutral on the show generally, but how does it look SO fucking bad? Why can I see the splotchy paint in the alien makeup? It's beyond general crappiness, there's got to be a story there

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 05:31 UTC

The nation of Italy saw the Dominatrix Nuns and said "we have GOT to get in on this"

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

I used to be grimly fascinated with serial killers and true crime, like a lot of people, until I realised that just about every single real-life story of criminal genius was actually a story of police incompetence

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

I'm making a stew in the slow-cooker and I can't open the lid to check on it for eight hours. The Modern Orpheus.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

Even aside from what an extremely fucked thing it is to say, anyone who is that locked and loaded with a one-upping comeback like that isn't really worth having an argument with

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Do these people have Google alerts or something

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 08:23 UTC

Still watched it through though. I'm a soldier in that sense.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 08:22 UTC

Talking to my mum about family history and she told me that both sides of her family included generations of army medics. My cousins are going to have to carry the torch of that particular family legacy because I fainted twice watching Hannibal

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

They really said that like it was something we were all thinking

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

"The Japanese are the white people of Europe"

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 06:42 UTC

Australian newspapers and government documents still spell it like that and it really throws me every time

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 09:36 UTC

God. I feel guilty for working part-time in a liquor store. These people are something else.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

I went for a walk yesterday that accidentally became a Taskmaster pilgrimage (Tempe, Sydney, NSW). I should have brought some cobalt to leave as an offering.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 10:45 UTC

I hate to play into stereotypes but it turns out it's really hard to keep up with Paradox games when you have a job

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 06:41 UTC

Calling it a "show with a reason to exist" is damning it with faint praise but that's kind of what I want most from a Star Wars show nowadays. I left pretty much every Disney SW show except Andor thinking that it was not only pointless but actively made Star Wars worse

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:13 UTC

I told him I think he worries too much.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:12 UTC

Just had a customer share with me his concern that if we keep expanding the infrastructure in major cities on earth we risk increasing the planet's mass so much that we'll knock the moon out of orbit

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 05:56 UTC

I just realised I've always pronounced it "Obi-Jin" in my head, but never out loud

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 09, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Happy birthday to Charles Entertainment Windsor

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

❤️ My mum

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

I said yes, obviously

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

❤️ My mum

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 08:57 UTC

I just bought a fridge, so now every ad I get on every website is an ad for a fridge, like I'm a fridge enthusiast endlessly looking to add to my fridge collection. Seems like a great financial model to base the entire modern internet on!

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 06:50 UTC

I can kind of understand it being like a warm blanket, like depression can be. It's easier to be in a constant unpleasant but familiar state of malaise, than the anxiety and vulnerability of hope. I have to resist it sometimes. Being a huge pessimist just makes some people feel smart too I guess.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 08:16 UTC

Han Solo introducing himself with a lot of swagger, boasting about his improbably fast ship, then shooting a guy in a bar was a note-perfect character introduction. Anything you add onto that is going to weaken it!

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 05:52 UTC

Hell of an elevator pitch!

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

I saw it on IMAX, when he came out of the water and attacked that destroyer there was about 5 seconds when I thought Godzilla was real

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

Peanuts characters have hair that just cannot be rendered in the third dimension. Many have tried, and it can't be done.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

I've played enough Hades 2 to know that a: they've done it again, it's going to be brilliant, and b: I don't want to play too much more before the full release. Every new character and little discovery has been delightful, and I want to save as much as I can for the finished product.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 07:50 UTC

Guess what it was a huge fucking nightmare

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 06:37 UTC

We've had nothing but clear skies for two weeks and now they're forecasting up to 80mm of rain the day I move house and not a drop before

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 06:20 UTC

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 06:15 UTC

*Dudes Rock*

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 05:42 UTC

"I kind of manipulated her into doing something that she regrets". OK man thanks for explaining that. No further questions I guess.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 09:12 UTC

I love Slay the Spire. I wish I was good at arithmetic or statistics or probability or remembering sequences or strategy or card-counting or multiplication.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 09:12 UTC

I love Slay the Spire. I wish I was good at arithmetic or statistics or probability or remembering sequences or strategy or card-counting or multiplication.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 06:22 UTC

These people are so uncreative, they can't even tell a slightly believable lie. Yeah sure man, everyone using it secretly. Good enough for me.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 07:02 UTC

It's a time-honoured tradition in the UK

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 05:57 UTC

My head says Heat but my heart says Willow

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 05:37 UTC

I hate seeing him in something that sucks. Don't you dare waste a second of that man's time!

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Those things aren't right.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 21, 2024 at 06:09 UTC

Saw a borzoi today. Still pretty shaken up.

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

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Greenwich Mean Slime @greenwichmeanslime.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

The ideal map of historical Europe should look like someone threw up on it

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