Canis Latranscendental

@grimmycoyote.bsky.social

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Trickster, goblin creature, clown. Pansexual weirdo. Drinker of beer, eater of meats. Lover of bunnies. Master Porksmith. Disciple of Blessed Ninkasi. He/Him/They/Them

Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Not QUITE. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

I watched a couple of episodes. Wasn't really my thing.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:03 UTC

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

No ideer. Never seen it.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

I am not himbo, or barbarian, but I do appreciate a twink top.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

My queer S&S movie idea: A big himbo barbarian and his smart mouth brat twink theif lover. (TWIST: The twink is the top)

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

There really needs to be more queer focused sword and sorcery movies. Like...I enjoy tits as much as the next guy, but I can have some twink butts in loincloths, please?

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Yes plz.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

>.>

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

Rrruff. :)

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

This photo makes me so happy.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:32 UTC

Pride Pup pics of me and my Alpha/Handler Spike during the Seattle pride parade. Its the only half assed decent photo of us I have seen.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

This made me cackle.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

Oh look. My demon twink summoning ritual worked.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

No no. Send them my way.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Just did my deliveries around campus and man it is way too hot out there. Ugh. I am a sweaty mess now.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Im so exhausted.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

I cannot break my soda addiction. So I have just switched to diet. Its not as...satisfying...tastewise. But maybe it will help with the 35lb I've put on in the pat year and a half or so.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

Eggsackly

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Maybe some of them do. Others seem to use them as a primary means of communication and are basically speaking an alien language to me.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:39 UTC

I just pretend the last 3 seasons don't exist. What a SHAME it got canceled after S4.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:37 UTC

Not quite.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

Oh wait. There it is. I KNEW I couldn't trust you.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

I see.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:25 UTC

This is why I only write in all caps engineer printing. My regular normal people handwriting is incomprehensible.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

Poking my brain gently with a stick because it's not being a jerk this morning and I don't trust it.

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Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I don't even go there, and this is still the funniest shit

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:42 UTC

Same.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:14 UTC

I must be so frustrating for video game people and pop music people. I get 0% of your references. Sorry. D:

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

I do not. Can't say as Im familiar with any Rihanna song.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:35 UTC

Woof. Definitely supporting my hypothesis. Thank you for your contribution to science. >.>

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

Not really. Still the same pic.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

Thanks pal.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

Cotton. Nothing fancy.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

Fuck me do I feel this in my bones.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

Retweeted because fuck it. Whatever. (Semi) horny on main.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:44 UTC

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Perfect.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:37 UTC

Eggsackly.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

Woof. I mean: thank you for your submission. Definitely supporting my hypothesis.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:31 UTC

I was asking people who have arrived there before me. But if anyone else has any insight...

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

I need lots of data points to prove my hypothesis. Its GENUINE SCIENCE. >.>

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Because there is no god.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

That is...that is not how time works.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I legit never thought I would live to see 50. Almost didn't to be fair. But its fukkin weird. How do you 50? Help.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

*Laughs in over 50*

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:31 UTC

Corn whiskey magically appears in a brown jug for me. It's wild.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

Oh right on. I imagine it would be a really fun song to cover.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

I'M GONNA COVER MYSELF WITH THE ASHES OF YOUTH AND NOBODY'S GONNA GIVE A DAMN

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

"S.O.B." ny Nathaniel Rateliff and the Nightsweats just kicks my ass. I cannot help but sing along.

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