GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social

MY HUMAN SAID, “CATS DON’T EAT DORITOS.” I SAY, SHOULD WE NOT STRIVE TO BUILD BETTER WORLDS?

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cherimarie @cherimarie.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

I once had a supervisor (cat) who loved tortilla chips. When he expressed his desire (shoved his head in the bag), I of course complied and he seemed greatly satisfied (did not murder me).

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phrebh @phrebh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Cookie demands anything crunchy and cheese flavored. And anything that might be crunchy and cheese flavored. And whatever might be in my hand, even if it's not food.

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IKEI art studio @ikei.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 08:38 UTC

My cat is absolutely obsessed with everything with excessive flavor additives, like doritos.

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SqueakynBB @squeakynbb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:36 UTC

They said that I wouldn’t eat licorice or popcorn. I’d post the videos, but alas we can’t do them here…yet 🐈‍⬛

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Dan hates the heat dome @danhicks.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Human is wrong, cats totally eat Doritos

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Emmalia H @emmaliawrites.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

But do Doritos taste good to cats?

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furthermoore, anarchist rogue @furthermoore.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

a better world where cats get what they want!

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Celeste Leander @drceleste.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:21 UTC

My bunny loooooves seaweed, so carry on.

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Guinness! Stop that! Doritos are for HUMANS

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Ronald McBowie @forcemanure.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

Don't worry, the Doritos will come back later. Maybe on your pillow?

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Brian M Wilcox @brianmwilcox.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

Nikolai loves the SmartFood brand cheese popcorn. I sneak him some whenever my wife isn’t looking.

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Zerofox @zerofox72.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

My cat prefers Fritos.

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David S. F. Portree @dsfpspacefl1ght.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:14 UTC

Our cat Deimos ate Doritos, I think because his favorite human loved them.

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Two Cats in a Trenchcoat @anned13.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

Obligate carnivore, yeah right.

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GoUnite Player @charzgal.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:48 UTC

🤣🤣 Aw well learn that it may be in your interest to why your human said that.

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Oh, the Inanity @jmcrowell.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

My Kai will eat all the snacks except popcorn. Even Funyuns.

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@oregongrown.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

Humans should not be eating Doritos. It's what they put on the chips that's bad. Definitely bad for pets

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:16 UTC

THE ARC OF THE UNNIVERSE SHOULD BEND TOWARD DORITOS FOR ALL

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