GUINNESS

@guinnessisacat.bsky.social

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AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. MY HUMAN IS KT BRYSKI. THEY WRITE FANTASY WHILE I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM.

GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

I WANTED SALMON AND NO… 😿

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

THANK YOU 😸 PLEASE TELL MY HUMAN THAT TREATS ARE GOOD FOR MY COAT

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

HUMANS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND SOMETIMES 😿

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

YEAH

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

OH SO YOU’LL SHARE YOUR OPINIONS BUT NOT YOUR SALMON

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:30 UTC

DID THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER NOT SAY, “HUNGER MAKES A CAT OF EVERY POET, AND A POET OF EVERY CAT”?

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:06 UTC

RETRACTABLE ONES 🙀

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMETHING SO BADLY THAT, DURING THAT ETERNAL MOMENT OF DESIRING, THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE CEASES TO EXIST?

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:58 UTC

SECRET CAT REASONS 😽

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 10:58 UTC

HECK YEAH IT WILL

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

TRULY AN EPIC AND TIMELESS SAGA

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

BIRDS EXIST THEY ARE MOCKING ME THERE IS BUT ONE RESPONSE: EKEKEKEKEKEKE

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:05 UTC

YES YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

THEORIES: 1. MAGIC FLY 2. FLY HAD FANGS

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

I WAS HUNTING A FLY THE FLY LANDED ON MY TAIL SO I DID A BIG CHOMP… AND SOMEHOW *I* FELT THE OUCH????!!

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

EXACTLY 💯💯💯 WHERE NO CAT IS EVER DEPRIVED OF THINGS THAT LOOK TASTY

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:22 UTC

THAT’S LOVELY CATS ARE VERY SOCIABLE AND LOVING, WE JUST SHOW IT DIFFERENTLY SOMETIMES

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

SALT AND CRUNCH AND CHEESE ARE APPEALING 😸 BUT MY PALATE IS NOTORIOUSLY BROAD

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

ALSO TASTY

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

MY HUMAN ENJOYS A LITTLE ARTIFICIALLY CHEESE FLAVOURED FOODSTUFF OCCASIONALLY AS A TREAT

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

AND COOKIE IS RIGHT TO DO SO

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

MORE LIKE CARBIVORE

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

WHY SHOULD *I* BE CONSTRAINED BY THE LIMITS OF *THEIR* IMAGINATION?

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

MY HUMAN SAID, “CATS DON’T EAT DORITOS.” I SAY, SHOULD WE NOT STRIVE TO BUILD BETTER WORLDS?

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

Just made a starter pack of cat accounts that post original photos with ALT text. Let me know if you know of some that should be added! Must be primarily ORIGINAL photos/content, not stuff yoinked from the internet, and include meaningful ALT text (not just "photo of a cat"). go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:08 UTC

VERY COMFORTING IT DOES MY SOUL GOOD TO BE STARED INTO LIKE THAT

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

I BET THEY WOULD IF THEY FED ME

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

A VERY COMFORTING FACE CAT COMFORT CAN COME FROM ALL DIRECTIONS 💖

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

AND COMFORTING WOULDN’T *YOU* FEEL CONSOLED??

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

THANK YOU I TRY HUMANS NEED A LOT OF CARE💖

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

WHEN YOUR HUMAN IS SAD IT’S IMPORTANT TO WATCH THEM CLOSELY IDEALLY FROM ON HIGH WITHOUT BLINKING THIS IS THE FACE OF COMFORT

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 15:23 UTC

GOOD ACOUSTICS

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 12:53 UTC

SOMETIMES MY LOVE LANGUAGE IS POINTY THINGS

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 12:52 UTC

A VERY SPECIAL TREAT 😽

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 11:26 UTC

I WAITED UNTIL 2:00 AM AND THEN I SAT ON THEIR PILLOW, PURRING INTO THEIR EAR AND NUZZLING THEIR HEAD OCCASIONALLY, FOR SECRET CAT REASONS, I PUT ONE PAW ON THEIR HEAD AND LOVINGLY EXTENDED A SINGLE CLAW

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:03 UTC

NOW EVERYONE IS BACK 💖

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

IMPORTANT NEWS MY HUMAN WAS GONE FOR SO LONG *SO LONG* BUT NOW THEY ARE BACK AND SO I AM HOME, TOO 💖

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 05:46 UTC

BEST HELPER!!!! AND A GOOD HIDER, WHICH IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT HUMANS ARE SO LUCKY TO HAVE CATS 😸

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E. Catherine Tobler @ect.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

Happy book day, @ktbryski.bsky.social! Wishing you and your book every good thing. Readers, you can get yours in print or digital: store.psychopomp.com/products/lov...

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

…CHEESE

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

HI NYX!

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

TWINSSSS

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:41 UTC

WE ARE KINDRED SPIRITS WHAT IS HER NAME?

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

WHAT AN EXCELLENT VOID KITTY!

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

OH I THINK A *LOT* STARING INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE ABYSS HAUNTED BY WHAT I SEE WITHIN

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

I HEAR THIS A LOT 😽

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:17 UTC

I’M JUST HELPFUL ALL THE TIME! 😸

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:12 UTC

WHY WAS I IN THE SINK?? I WAS LICKING A PLATE DUH.

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

SLEEPING IS HELPING

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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:49 UTC

ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE THEY WERE FOCUSING AND THEN I JUMPED ON THEIR BACK!!!

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