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Poop McGuffin
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I'm so far in the fucking hole there's a goddamn balrog
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The fabled turd of legend
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Poop McGuffin
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I'm so far in the fucking hole there's a goddamn balrog
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Poop McGuffin
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C'mon now. We all know they will never do this.
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Poop McGuffin
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Thank you to everyone who shared or contributed to this. I can't express how much I appreciate the support. It's easy to forget sometimes how much power there is in community, but it's pretty much the only reason we even exist as a species. Love you all.
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Poop McGuffin
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www.paypal.com/pools/c/95J1...
So, yeah. Some shit happened. Pretty sure this wont get seen by anyone but whatever. I need some help!
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Poop McGuffin
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Fanta is a Nazi soda. Not quite the look you think it is.
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Poop McGuffin
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That's because of how water absorbs energy. Those pink ocean lines represent far more energy being added to weather systems than the red lines on land.
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Poop McGuffin
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Heathcliff
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Poop McGuffin
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTHg...
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Poop McGuffin
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Went to Big Howell's @howelldawdy.bsky.social album release show. Amazing time.
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Poop McGuffin
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It's two platters of shit. One will kill you immediately, and the other will cause you to die a slow agonizing death. They look the same.
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Poop McGuffin
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Can we get some actual violent protests around here.
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Poop McGuffin
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If I ever go to Disney it will be to kill myself at the happiest place on earth.
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Poop McGuffin
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Still good
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Poop McGuffin
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So you're telling me you're NOT Claire Danes?
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Poop McGuffin
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What people don't realize is that the massive support for Israel by american christians is fueled by a desire to bring about the actual biblical apocalypse.
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Poop McGuffin
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I hope the only thunk this guy will experience is the sound his head makes when his self driving car hits a wall.
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Poop McGuffin
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I love the embarrassed but trying to be cool tom face.
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Poop McGuffin
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And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his entire race from Adam down. If his chest were a cannon, he would burst his heart's hot shell upon it. #freepalestine
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Poop McGuffin
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Who trying to get their salad Tosked
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Poop McGuffin
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Who could have foreseen this?
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Poop McGuffin
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Nothing seems to happen when I stick my dick in this Flashlight. Not sure what all the hype is about.
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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛
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William Hardison Sr was killed by predatory house flippers. He was killed by capitalism. Story here: youtu.be/hx_Etq14iqE?...
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Poop McGuffin
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Now do a goal so demi can drill a hole through it.
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Mike Myzak From the Local News 🐈⬛
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Just published a new video essay about the recent gay beer moral panic where I also detail past moral panics, and break down how they occur. youtu.be/UZr-LtWOYls
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Poop McGuffin
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And he also played Whistler in blade.
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Poop McGuffin
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Weird how nobody believed him when he said he invented the internet and now everybody is concerned with their AlGore-ithm.
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Poop McGuffin
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Gettin mud butt at the state fair just like are future prezdent.
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Poop McGuffin
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Remember the OJ Simpson trial? It's back! In pog form!!
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Poop McGuffin
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I shit the sheriff but I didn't pee the deputy.
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Poop McGuffin
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Disney to introduce new Fightning Lanes. If you defeat the family ahead of you in a no holds barred cage match you can take their place in line.
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Poop McGuffin
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Just take away some of the few rentable places in that neighborhood that have not been turned into Air B&Bs. What a great idea. Fuck!
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Poop McGuffin
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The Guyve
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Game is legit too.
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Poop McGuffin
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If your coffee place isn't gay as hell then I bet you are drinking shit coffee.
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Poop McGuffin
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See if tom's trips is interested in a sponsorship. It would be a perfect fit for the show.
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Poop McGuffin
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They aren't extinct. They are just not commercially viable anymore due to a disease. You could grow your own plant and eat them.
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Poop McGuffin
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Mizerfather sounds like what Sam Jackson says in the TV edits.
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Poop McGuffin
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Dead and Dry is legit. Sounds like DeWayne doing Leonard Cohen.
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Poop McGuffin
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Meanwhile your penis has escaped down a manhole.
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Poop McGuffin
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Maybe try watching it at 2x speed with clown music playing.
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Poop McGuffin
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Pandemic painting.
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Poop McGuffin
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Believe in the Tyrannosaurus that believes in you.
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Poop McGuffin
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Let them out
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Poop McGuffin
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They spelled kill wrong
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Poop McGuffin
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Guys check me out! I'm skeeting! AHH!
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