Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social

"Sir, the SEC is investigating your, uh, ~potential~ insider trading with Brown-Forman, specifically your interest in Jack Daniel's and Woodford Reserve." "I beat the Security and Exchange Commission once. I can do it again." "No sir, the Southeastern Conference." "Prepare my jet for Bermuda."

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