Gurt Sherm

Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:15 UTC

Sometimes I forget she's from Cartersville

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

Fell asleep on my buddy's couch and woke up to the blind dog burying his face into my butt. Good morning, I guess.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 11:08 UTC

Hey we did that just about every summer! Even when we moved to Georgia we spent like half of summer vacation going around central Texas to visit friends at family. One time we floated the river and ran into people we went to church with in Georgia, that was funny.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

that's an egg salad taking sailing lessons

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

At least the last two were badass "no keeper could stop this placement with this power" shots

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

agree

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:32 UTC

Please give me a reason to post the Miss-tiano Pen-aldo meme

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:30 UTC

Last two minutes of France Portugal were chaotic as hell

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Sounds nice, I was there most recently in summer 2022 and I forgot how dang hot it can get.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:49 UTC

Any rain we've been getting is in late morning/early afternoon to make the rest of the day more miserable, so I'm just happy this one's closer to sundown.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

I'm so good at guessing the "feels like" temperature. Just guessed 108 and it said 107, hell yeah babyyyyyyyyy. Actual temp 97. We get a storm around 5:00 and it'll drop 20 degrees within an hour, atmospheric science is so neat.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

Look I'm tall and ugly but my main point is "she's not looking at him and thinking about his lifespan"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

Okay I never make fun of short dudes by virtue of being short, only if they're weird about it. You're a huge dork if you think an attractive woman sees a 6'4" dude with a jawline and muscles at a bar and in her head she's calculating his lifespan. She's just staring at a hotter guy, genius.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Okay the question since age 23 hasn't been if I want kids. I do. One or two. Question is: am I the type of person who should be having kids? I got all the mental illnesses my sisters avoided and I've been known to be a selfish dickhead in the past. And what kind of world am I bringing them into?

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

I got a video of my perfect niece (they're both perfect but! the older one who fully grasps speaking) detailing her recipe for "lettuce ice cream soup" while chillin' in her kiddie pool, sunglasses on. Maybe I do want kids.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

It sucked because my literal favorite player at the time was Diego Forlan. Seeing a dick like Suarez paired at striker with a guy who's not known to be a total dick and is actually pretty respected made me enjoy it less, as talented as a young Suarez was. There's dirty and then there's Luis.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

I can excuse tactical dickheadery like the intentional handball on an empty goal (red card against Ghana, but resulting penalty missed in extra time which was the whole risk). He surpassed shithousery. I remember that one. Like how the fuck do you get away with that after a history of doing that.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:46 UTC

The fact that it was several times too, no idea how he didn't eventually get a perma-ban.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

my casual rooting interests behind US Soccer are Uruguay (handful of my favorite players between 2000 and 2015, NOT SUAREZ) and Germany (heritage, family friends from Germany who have since moved back) I promise my grandpa was killing Nazis because that's a sketchy combo to have

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:27 UTC

Well put egg on my face and call me an Ignor-anus because I thought Spain vs. Germany was at 3:00 and I'm supposed to be watching at Drew's house

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:21 UTC

"Sir, the SEC is investigating your, uh, ~potential~ insider trading with Brown-Forman, specifically your interest in Jack Daniel's and Woodford Reserve." "I beat the Security and Exchange Commission once. I can do it again." "No sir, the Southeastern Conference." "Prepare my jet for Bermuda."

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:11 UTC

Amy Rose wandered on to the 50 yard line with her boobs shaking quite boobily

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

IT'S SOUP AIR! But for what it's worth I hate the sun like a vampire, I'd love overcast/rain every day. I love garlic and I can see my reflection so don't worry.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

The University of Tennessee Voles Live look at the Vole Navy:

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:01 UTC

Now the second-largest rodent behind Mel Tucker

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

Between The Hedgehogs sorry

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

We need more rodents as college mascots and no I will not elaborate

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:54 UTC

I did one Oktoberfest there in 2019 after years of passing through to Towns/White counties and thinking it was so dumb. I am ashamed to say I had a lot of fun.

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

I heard a girl do just the chorus on a harp, that was actually pretty cool

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 17:33 UTC

Again:

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

december 1773 in boston "let's throw this fackin' tea in the hahbah, nomah gahciahparah rules, go swox."

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

i saw god the day i had the red flavor on a hot day at six flags in 1999

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

i ate more take me to the glue factory

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

How is it only 10:30 also how do I still have an appetite

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

city officials across texas are preparing a plan for a last-second removal of all fireworks between the colors of pink and purple, describing the inclusion of the colorful display as "kinda gay"

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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

We have so many people in our house I'm going out the front door and back through the garage to get to the kitchen lmao

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