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Guy Shammguy
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Have we considered nominating Jimmy Carter in Biden's place?
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Guy Shammguy
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Have we considered nominating Jimmy Carter in Biden's place?
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Guy Shammguy
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Had to be that one
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Guy Shammguy
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I don't get angry when my son smokes pot / hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
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Guy Shammguy
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Worth the price of FlyingHydra alone
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Guy Shammguy
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Teams aren't MADE, they're BUILT
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Guy Shammguy
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Oh hell yeah, let's get REALLLL stupid with it
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Guy Shammguy
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I'm always saying this
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Guy Shammguy
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To be fair, Rod asks for Wintergreen
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Guy Shammguy
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Two shit tastes that taste shit together
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Funny thing: I went many places today, and not a single person was talking about the debate.
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Guy Shammguy
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You people need to learn to laugh at this whole situation. We're going to either elect a convicted criminal or a deteriorating mummy as president. The former will attempt to make everyone's life worse all the time. The latter will kind of try to feebly hold onto the status quo. Things are great.
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It's my hope that in the distant future, someone digs up this post and goes mad trying to decipher it
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Guy Shammguy
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Pants sketch without Cannonball might as well just be scrapped
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Guy Shammguy
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Is MIB a reactionary now? Please tell me Ken Marino is still cool
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Guy Shammguy
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Wasn't expecting the make out scene between Zach Edey and Stephon Castle, but it really fit the narrative
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Guy Shammguy
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Sometimes you pick The Bear, and sometimes The Bear, we'll he picks you
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Guy Shammguy
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It's the rule of 30s
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Guy Shammguy
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Yoda-ass tweet
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Guy Shammguy
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The same people eagerly awaiting the next season of that Broken Lizard firefighter show
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Guy Shammguy
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Shifty, that is. Not Rivers.
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Guy Shammguy
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I can't believe reading that obituary is how I learned he also was featured in the Martin Short classic Clifford (1994)
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Guy Shammguy
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Sports media people cosplaying as ballplayers ("I'll be a free agent") is the most embarrassing thing
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Guy Shammguy
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Oh shit there's a flannel hurricane with an undercut coming right for me. And it's blasting cigs!
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Yeah, same kind of childhood. Lots of cold showers or getting blasted with the hose right before bed.
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LOL
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Guy Shammguy
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Piecing together the punk/ska/hardcore band tree of the late 80s to early 2000s by studying the acknowledgments in album liner notes like the Talmud
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Guy Shammguy
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Now we're cookin. Bluesky gets into the old tired "Tarantino is a hack" discourse
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Guy Shammguy
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makin' NBA memes
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Guy Shammguy
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This is a response in a reddit forum asking why the comic series BONE is having such trouble getting adapted to a movie or TV show format
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Guy Shammguy
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The internet was a mistake
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Guy Shammguy
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Seems like maybe a good start for my kid when I eventually give in and get him a phone
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Guy Shammguy
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We have streaming services now. Theres no need to watch golf.
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Guy Shammguy
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I just wrote a whole ass dissertation on this very thing!
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Hey, remember this small group of doctors that we've established a relationship over the course of your lifetime with? Well, they're having a bit of a James Dolan/Xfinity style fight right now. Unfortunately unlike Knicks games, we can't just bootleg your doctor's visits.
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My insurance company and my pediatrician's office are fighting. It's been exciting getting emails from both of them explaining why insurance costs will go up or why I may have to start all over with a new pediatrician after 11+ years with the same group. It's a great system, folks.
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Guy Shammguy
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Unlocked incredible powers by using fig butter as a spread on my sandwich
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Garfield loves a baked vergogna
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Guy Shammguy
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He's still talking about this shit, in game 3 of the NBA Finals? That all-star game is really lodged in his brain. Just move it to a 3x3 tournament with a $10m prize and you'll see some effort.
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Pretty cool that there is a finite amount of carbon on this earth, and we have chosen to extract and burn these precious resources on remixing all of human creation generated to this point to make it objectively worse.
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Guy Shammguy
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Just take the L, Shams.
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Guy Shammguy
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I'm more offended at you calling Bohemian Rhapsody a power ballad
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Guy Shammguy
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I'm resigned to the fact that both these candidates will outlive me
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Guy Shammguy
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Wu Tang as a collective haven't had a great album since Wu Tang Meets Indie Culture almost 20 years ago, and that wasn't even an official Wu Tang album
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Guy Shammguy
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"Do something" = pulling a lever exactly one (1) day every 2-4 years and nothing else. That's politics, baby
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Guy Shammguy
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@fastbreakbreak.bsky.social called this on day 1 of its release
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Guy Shammguy
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Seems like a reach
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Guy Shammguy
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Hang on, is Tarantino a zionist?
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Guy Shammguy
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In the what
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Guy Shammguy
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It rules, and I appreciate not having to follow those guys and their strange fanbases' comments but still get the scoops
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Guy Shammguy
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Btw if you're the one running the Woj/Shams bot, thanks for your service
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