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a midwestern anti-ketchup advocate/ranch abolitionist. the Vengabus is coming.


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there was a virgin tiger moth a few feet away from it too

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the perennial cicadas might be gone, but an annual cicada came to visit me tonight ๐Ÿ˜Š

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**2006!

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So good! The first time I took acid was at Lollapalooza '09 and it kicked in shortly before the Peeping Tom set and it was bliss

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zzzZzzZZZzzz....

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sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup

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when you're a kid nobody tells you how hard it can be to have a big mustache

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what the hell this is incredible. It works so well

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my first band Phlegmatic circa 2000. I'm on the left in a sick Korn shirt. Our setlist was: Videodrome - Ty Jonathan Down Tool - Sober Nirvana - In Bloom RATM - Killing In The Name Of

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if I said how I really feel about people who don't use turn signals I'd be banned from all social media

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woke may have gotten me, but now I can play victim and become a grifter ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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insane that people can say wildly racist and generally awful things on there (and when you report them X says they haven't broken any rules!!) but god forbid I hope that the Decaying Gรฉnocidaire loses his footing lol

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my Twitter acct got locked for 12 hours for saying I wish J*e B*den sl*ps in the sh*wer lmfao

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the backside is good too:

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forever obsessed with my silly Hellraiser shirt

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hell yeah love that for you!

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You better have Real Patriot music in those headphones

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push the little daisies and make 'em come up

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sorry, the bar is really backed up right now. can I bring you some complimentary bugs in the mean time

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๐Ÿ˜œ

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does she have veto power if she thinks they're flops

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I jumped a foot in the air to avoid almost squishing this little friend today

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night walkin'/street stalkin'

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I'll switch it up sometimes and do like a passionfruit seltzer and grapefruit flavored bitters or something

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super simple! Literally just a peach seltzer with a few dashes of bitters and a lime to add a little depth of flavor. sorta like a vodka soda or gin & tonic minus the booze. I don't really drink alcohol or pop these days so this is a nice refreshing treat for me.

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hot take: summertime has too much sun! knock it off

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Folks, they're calling this the most refreshing and tastiest non-alcoholic drink of the summer. Many are saying this!

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Omg that lil painting is too cute!!

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summertime sunset prairie

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lol I'm definitely getting that vibe from the picture

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which ones the angel and which ones the devil

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she's so chill despite being misgendered everyday

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Happy Birth Anniversary Adree!!

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one time I accidentally wore one of these for a 12 hour restaurant shift and afterwards my finger looked like the Eraserhead baby

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fall/summer

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I've been trying to log my dreams as soon as I wake up in the morning so that I can remember them and uhh

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bsky.app/profile/h0ts...

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late (night) bloomers

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Osama Bin Dennis & Lief W Bush

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I will suck up all of your pinchy asses with my handvac with no hesitation

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I caught and released 5 earwigs since this post, thinking that I am being a kind human. But I just felt one crawling on my neck and I regret to inform the earwig population that This Is War.

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9/11 Pt. 2

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bonus earwig edits

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#AllBugsMatter but I'm not particularly wild about earwigs

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๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ

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As the numbers of periodical cicadas dwindle in Illinois, I made a chronological video of the past 5 weeks to commemorate all the fun times we had. Until we meet again... youtu.be/wxHePfsnmhU?...

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here's a dead cicada that roasted inside my car. Their numbers are dwindling, so I'm gonna make a tribute to them soon.

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