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All I can promise is arbitrary weirdness, but hopefully it's at least interesting. But also probably lots more ponies than average and some real Z-grade movies.


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I mean she's clearly both highly intelligent and entirely, unassailably correct here.

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That is a load-bearing "almost" and I can hear it creaking from here.

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Slurpee Technology has finally advanced, but the people were not ready for it. I blame the tech bros for killing our trust in these important leaps forward, but we cannot reach peaks like Omega Lychee Ginger Bombsplosion without these intermediary steps.

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Hold on, there's some potential here, and I absolutely encourage all tech bros and any investors they're trying to impress to listen to their AI health coach unquestioningly.

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People keep telling me that the non-opinion parts of the paper are fine, but here we are.

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The single greatest episode-long running gag in the series, in my opinion.

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